I Could Get Used to This

Lyrics

[MINISTER BOLINAR, spoken] I am not a flink I'm a man of good taste and high breeding One who pampers his palate a lot True, I've done some adventurous eating But right there, that's a definite not (sung) It's so disgusting I mean disgusting All crunchy-crusting and wriggling toes It's too appalling And yes, I'm stalling But if I must, here goes I could get used to this, I could get used to this Somehow I find I don't quite mind that I've been reduced to this And while it's true it's sticky as glue, much like the goo that someone might sneeze Still, do I detect the old man of those notes of chocolate and cheese? I'd be okay with this, nearly gourmet with this Frankly, I swear that I could pair a lovely rosé with this Sure it seems tough to swallow this stuff But swallow enough, it isn't so strange Maybe I could get used to my big change No, this isn't the life I expected, still it isn't so bad, I confess Yes, I'm probably getting infected, but I think I'll survive nonetheless What's more surprising, I'm not despising this huge downsizing of my affairs Called it revolting, the stench is jolting, but on the whole, who cares? I could get used to this, more than just used to this How about a most wholehearted toast with some kind of juice to this? Gross it may be, but snooty old me is finally free from worries and strife Looks like I could get used to my new life I gotta say, it's more than marvelous How have I lived my whole life larva-less? The slop, the slime, the sludge, the rot It's different, sure, but, hey, so what? I could get used to this, really got used to this Make no mistake, I proudly shake my big fat caboose to this And if a guy is tough for you, I can hold him so high I'm still have a ball Maybe any big change can soon feel small And anyone can get used to anything At all