Lyrics

[Intro] You know kiddies, I think this is going to be the beast holiday season ever! And you know what will maggot even more special? Getting the little gift I've been dreaming of, or better yet, getting a whole bunch of them! On the first day of Cryptmas My ghoul love gave to me A trip to the mortuary! On the second day of Cryptmas My ghoul love gave to me Two murderous shoves And a trip to the mortuary! On the third day of Cryptmas My ghoul love gave to me Three lethal blows Two murderous shoves And a trip to thе mortuary! On the fourth day of Cryptmas My ghoul love gave to mе Four thousand volts Three lethal blows Two murderous shoves And a trip to the mortuary! On the fifth day of Cryptmas My ghoul love gave to me Five mortal wounds Four thousand volts Three lethal blows Two murderous shoves And a trip to the mortuary! On the sixth day of Cryptmas My ghoul love gave to me Six fiends disembowelling Five mortal wounds Four thousand volts Three lethal blows Two murderous shoves And a trip to the mortuary! On the seventh day of Cryptmas My ghoul love gave to me Seven werewolves howling Six fiends disembowelling Five mortal wounds Four thousand volts Three lethal blows Two murderous shoves And a trip to the mortuary! On the eighth day of Cryptmas My ghoul love gave to me Eight manglers mangling Seven werewolves howling Six fiends disembowelling Five mortal wounds Four thousand volts Three lethal blows Two murderous shoves And a trip to the mortuary! On the ninth day of Cryptmas My ghoul love gave to me Nine stranglers strangling Eight manglers mangling Seven werewolves howling Six fiends disembowelling Five mortal wounds Four thousand volts Three lethal blows Two murderous shoves And a trip to the mortuary! On the tenth day of Cryptmas My ghoul love gave to me Ten heads ka-plopping Nine stranglers strangling Eight manglers mangling Seven werewolves howling Six fiends disembowelling Five mortal wounds Four thousand volts Three lethal blows Two murderous shoves And a trip to the mortuary! On the eleventh day of Cryptmas My ghoul love gave to me Eleven choppers chopping Ten heads ka-plopping Nine stranglers strangling Eight manglers mangling Seven werewolves howling Six fiends disembowelling Five mortal wounds Four thousand volts Three lethal blows Two murderous shoves And a trip to the mortuary! On the twelfth day of Cryptmas My ghoul love gave to me Twelve axe-men lopping Eleven choppers chopping Ten heads ka-plopping Nine stranglers strangling Eight manglers mangling Seven werewolves howling Six fiends disembowelling Five mortal wounds Four thousand volts Three lethal blows Two murderous shoves And a trip to the mortuary! I don't deserve all this happiness [Sobs/Laughing] [Crypt door closes]