The Crypt Jam

Lyrics

[Intro] (Laughs) Welcome kiddies Would you like to dance to death? All you have to do is come to the Cryptkeeper's party A Monster Bash if you will... Come on down! [Chorus] Jam! Jam! Just Jam! This is the Crypt Jam [Verse 1] This is the Keeper, for I have a tasty treat Inviting you all to a feast Only the best of fiends can come We'll have Skele-tons of fun So come on down to the Keeper's zoo I'm sure it will get grave reviews Be on time if you can For this is The Crypt Jam (Chorus) Jam! Just Jam! This is the Crypt Jam Jam! Just Jam! Jam! This is the Crypt Jam [Verse 2] The Crypt Keeper's in the house With a groove that's nasty & mean Like the effects of a guillotine Permanent headache is the mission For you have entered the Keeper's terror vision So everybody just make that dash A dash to the Crypt Keeper's monster bash So come along with the Keeper's plan For this is the Crypt Jam (Chorus) Jam! Jam! Just Jam! This is the Crypt Jam This is the Crypt Jam Jam! Just Jam! Jam! This is the Crypt Jam Yo horns! [Horn breakdown] Hack-cent! Woo! Alright everybody, come listen to me Here we go now Everybody in the house, lemme see you go Psycho! All the monsters go psycho! All the people & your friends go psycho! Everybody in the house go psycho! Horns! Everybody hit it! Woo! Uhh! This is the funky breakdown Hit it! Dance! (laughs) This is the Crypt Jam Oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh Jam! I gotta tell ya, it's just how I am! [Verse 3] Keep on dancing just watch the nails And make sure you don't step on the cat's tail As the excitement grows more and more Through the night it becomes hard-gore So don't miss out 'cause it's a smash And dance those feet to a burning ash There's no reason for you to scram 'Cause this is the Crypt Jam [Chorus] Jam! Oh Jam! Just Jam! This is the Crypt Jam Jam! Just Jam! Jam! This is the Crypt Jam Everybody Jam! Jam! Jam! This is the Crypt Jam This is the Crypt Jam Jam! Jam! This is the Crypt Jam Dance!