Leaving You Dinner

Lyrics

[Intro] Ooh-hoo Y'all, I'm tired Oh, Lord Ooh, ooh Y'all, I'm hungry Oh, Lord, ooh-wee [Verse 1] Soon as I stepped up on her porch I could smell the food, heh But I knew something about this whole thing just wasn't cool She had napkins with my initals on 'em and soft candlelight, ha-ha But she had never done this before And I knew something wasn't right I didn't know, but I could feel There was something special about this meal She baked my favorite roast and baked my favorite bread And when I asked her what we were celebratin' Here's all she said [Chorus] She said "Eat, you clown Eat it, baby", well "That's your "I'm leaving you" dinner Pick up your fork and eat, you dog Eat it, baby", well "That's your "I'm leaving you" dinner", oh Lord [Post-Chorus] Ooh-hoo All of a sudden I ain't tired, oh Lord Mmm, ooh-hoo All of a sudden your boy ain't hungry Hey-hey, Lord, uh! [Verse 2] I said "Baby, you can't cook like this for me and just leave", heh She said "Well you better put some food in your deep freeze For as soon as I wash these pots and pans, I'm goin' out the door And you can bet when I leave this time I won't be back no more" [Chorus] She said "Eat, you clown Eat it, baby", well "That's your "I'm leaving you" dinner Pick up your fork and eat, you dog Eat it, baby", well "That's your "I'm leaving you" dinner", ooh-ooh [Verse 3] What did I do? What did I say to make you walk out on me this way, ha I worked, ha, and I worked hard, well Gave you everything that your heart desired, baby What is wrong, what did I do? Baby, did I ever mistreat you, oh Lord All you had to do was a-watch TV, ha I don't see why you're doin' this to me, Lord You watched a-every night "The Price Is Right" One life to life, "Secret Storm", they got it right That's all you had to do, ha [Outro] All you had to do, baby, ha All you had to do, baby Why you wanna do me this way, ha 'Cause somehow I knew this