I Mess Up Everything I Get My Hands On

Lyrics

[Intro] Oh [Verse 1] Had the keys to her front door I could come and go anytime I please But I started bringin' other women in her home So she made me give her back her keys Even had access to her fine car And I could ride around in style all over town But I started ridin' around other women in her car And she took it and put my feet on the ground [Pre-Chorus] So I was thinkin' about goin' to this surgeon And have them cut my hands off down to my wrist bone [Chorus] 'Cause it seems like, oh Lord, huh I mess up everything, mess up everything I get my hands on I mess it up, ha Hoo, I guess you can call me the world's biggest goof-off 'Cause it seems like I mess up everything I get my hands on Mess it up, I mess it up Oh, hah! [Verse 2] Anything I wanted to eat, boys, ha-ha From a t-bone to the finest caviar Started bringin' other women home for dinner Now she won't buy me the caviar I had a king-sized bed to sleep in She changed the sheets and pillow cases everyday She walked in on me makin' love to a little woman Now I ain't got nowhere to stay, hey! [Pre-Chorus] I was thinkin' 'bout goin' to this surgeon And let them cut my hands off down to my wrist bone [Chorus] 'Cause it seems like, oh Lord I mess up everything, mess up everything I get my hands on I mess it up Hoo, I guess you can call me the world's biggest goof-off 'Cause it seems like, ha I mess up everything I get my hands on I mess it up, I mess it up I goof it off, I mess it up, ha [Post-Chorus] Can't seem to hold it, can't seem to hold it Gon' get these hands cut off down to the bone, ha I mess up everything I get these hands on Somehow I drop it, somehow I lose it, hey Somehow I drop it, somehow I lose it, hey What's wrong with me that I can't hold on? What's wrong with me that I can't hold on?