The Whiskey Song

Lyrics

I am feeling lonesome I am feeling blue I'm a lazy son of a bitch With nothing to do Say hey, hey hey bartender Buddy I'm begging, please Pour me some of that strong stuff Sure to knock me down on my knees So I take a sip I wanna trip Life's much better on the whiskey tip Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it, oh oh-oh Whiskey sure works, I think you better pour some more I'm feeling dopey magic Sunshine and the roses bloom Cuz there's a million naked women wandering And working the room, howdy No more mopey tragic Just fireworks with a big kaboom My nose is rosy cuz I'm just as cozy As I was in the nuzzle of my mamma's womb Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it, oh oh-oh Whiskey sure works, I think you better pour some more I'm just feeling sorta lovely Oh, but not as much as I was before Hey no nevermind maybe I just need to drink more N-n-n-n-n-now something's missing Hey, barkeep are you listening? 'Cause it's a waste and a shame And it don't taste the same as it did when I first came in The whiskey don't work as well as it used to Whiskey don't work as well as it used to Whiskey don't work as well as it used to, oh oh-oh Whiskey don't work, still, I think I want some more I am feelin' lonesome I'm feelin' blue again and broken I'm shot and its a joke 'cause it's not even a quarter to 10 What am I gonna do now? What's gonna pick me up Oh lord above don't send me love Just pour some answers in my cup The whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix me, oh oh-oh The whiskey done broke, oh lordy please pour some more The whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it, oh oh-oh Whiskey done broke, lordy please pour some more One more time! The whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it, oh oh-oh The whiskey done broke, lordy please pour some more Yeah I'll pour some more and then I'll pass out and then I'll wake up in the morning and start drinking whiskey again