Nerd Love

Lyrics

[JASON] Hey, hey, hey Nerd Girl Don't be shy Don't try to hide that lazy eye Cuz I don't care about the acne on your face And I got the same William Shatner tee-shirt In the closet back at my place Nothing gets me hot like Star Trek, Baby That space shit is sexy as hell Just the sight of a Tribble or a Klingon Bring on notions of emotions too blue to tell Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Nothing gets me hot like Star Trek Baby, C'mon! Gimme Nerd Love Gimme, Gimme Nerd Love Gimme Nerd Love I'm getting all weak, 'bout to freak wanna geek out to you [KATRINA] Excuse me. But contrary to what you might think- I am not a (quotation mark fingers) "nerd." [JASON] Okay, when you just used quotation mark fingers right there it was like the naughtiest thing I've ever seen. You gotta do it again [KATRINA] No, just because I wear sweater vests and just because I have An intimidating knowledge of the secondary characters in the Twilight Vampire book series does Not make me... the N-word [JASON] No, it does- but it's cool, it's hot Your dweebiness is Fresh, girl, it makes wanna just, like... (KATRINA begins to wheeze. JASON thinks that she is fuck- panting, so he starts to growl.) [JASON] Yeah, just like that, mm... [KATRINA] No it's (wheeze) my asthma (KATRINA turns around to suck on some inhaler.) Hey Nerd Girl, listen please Don't you try to disguise that nervous wheeze It don't deter me a bit In fact, I'm digging on it Because Nothing's quite as rad as asthma Baby It's as cool as lung disorders can be There's something kind of criminal 'bout taking hits off an inhaler That appeals to the bad boy in me Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah nothing's quite as rad as asthma, Baby, c'mon! [JASON & KATRINA] Gimme Nerd Love Gimme, Gimme Nerd Love Gimme Nerd Love [JASON] Cuz just a peek at your physique got my beaker shrieking with steam Scotty, Scotty, beam me up Nothing gets me off like Nerd Girls Baby, baby, baby, I just gotta admit Sure, Daphne had the tits and the hair But that don't compare to Velma's acerbic wit Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah nothing gets me off like Nerd Girls, Mamma, come on- (KATRINA lays one on JASON. They break apart. A moment where JASON is all like: "The fuck was that?!") [JASON] Give me Nerd Love Give me, give me the Nerd Love Give me Nerd Love Cuz you're pretty and you're neat And I think it would be sweet If we could hang together, you and me, together Yeah, Yeah [JASON & KATRINA] Gimme Nerd Love Gimme, Gimme Nerd Love Gimme Nerd Love Cuz nothing gets me hot like Star Trek, Baby (Ah) And Nothing's quite as rad as asthma, Baby (Ah) And Nothing gets me off like Nerd Girls, Mamma (Ah) C'mon, C'mon C'mon, C'mon Yeah