Albuquerque Anyway

Lyrics

My mom told me, is it true? Your family's leaving, you are too? When school starts, what am I gonna do? Well whatever, forget it Let's go to the docks If that seagull's still there We can hit it with rocks Why are you leaving New Jersey? Nah, I'm not crying it's just my dust allergy No, don't think I care, I don't care Man I don't care at all I've got other friends and you're not that special You ain't shit to me, can't you see? Totally glad you're gone to a place far away And where in hell is Albuquerque anyway? Are you taking your car? Are you taking your newt? Are you taking your half-Jewish cousin who's cute? Will you come to my party when I turn 10? Will you visit a lot or never again? Just don't think I care, I don't care Man I don't care at all I got other friends, and you're not that special You ain't shit to me, can't you see? Totally glad you're gone Yeah I'm more than okay And where in hell is Albuquerque anyway? Remember the time you swallowed that penny? Remember the time you stole that microscope kit? Remember the time you got beat up by Benny? Remember the time, the time-oh, sorry Guess you gotta split Tomorrow my mom's taking me to the zoo I'll buy a stuffed monkey and name it after you If I do that when you leave, can I come too? If the answer is no, then it's no But please don't think I care, I don't care Man I don't care at all I got other friends, and you're not that special You ain't shit to me, can't you see? Totally glad you're gone And you're leaving today And where in hell is Albuquerque I can tell it's miles from me Where in hell is Albuquerque anyway? Dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo Dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo dodo Dada dada dada dada dada dada Dada dada dada dada dada dada Dada dada dada dada dada dada Dada dada dada dada dada dada