“Here We Go Again! The Second Act!”

Lyrics

[DOUG, spoken] Okay! Here we go! [BUD, spoken] Again! [DOUG, spoken] Yes! Here we go again! [BUD, spoken] The second act! [DOUG, spoken] Now, you must be sitting there, thinking to yourself "I love this show more than any show I've seen ever... But who are these guys onstage?!" [BUD, spoken] Yeah! Who are we?! [DOUG, spoken] So we thought we'd take a second To tell you a little bit... about us Take it, Bud! [BUD, spoken] Now, my name is Mr. Bud Davenport That you already know But what you may not know... I'm thirty-three, I'm single And I love to make music [DOUG, spoken] Watch out ladies! [BUD, spoken] Yeah, yeah, yes I am looking for a wife Uh... other than Doug [DOUG, spoken] Sometimes we act just like and old married couple [BUD, spoken] Gah, you're... so passive aggressive! [DOUG, spoken] Well, you... take me for granted sometimes [BUD, spoken] I'm not gay [DOUG, spoken] No... But I am My name is Doug Simon I'm thirty four years old I live in a studio apartment Above an incredibly loud pet store And I used to own a cat [BUD, spoken] Until it died [DOUG, spoken] Yes So! Gutenberg The Musical! Act II!