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She sends me pictures... But don't answer when I hit her I could wreck her whole relationship Instead I'm getting bitter I just wish you really loved me Like you said in all your messages You're 44, still beautiful And have the greatest breasteses I met you 20 years ago At the first Jake Palumbo show In Boone, North Carolina I was not that good a rhymer But told you told me I was awesome And I nearly almost melted You were friends with my old rap partner I can't believe you felt it I had never in my life Attracted such a gorgeous baddie You're the first one I attracted with my With my brains & gift of gabby See I thought you dated roughnecks And the dudes with more machismo My old rap partner was hating Cuz he liked you but you curved him You would hang out at the crib With all my friends & all the rappers I was gonna tell you how I felt But then you moved to Florida You had to do the right thing For yourself & for your family And I had to move to New York So that I could chase my rap dream But we never went much longer Than a few months without talking And before long it was sparking We were very clearly falling We would talk & we would sext And we would daydream of the future I was hesitant to settle down But would have buckled quickly We were finally on our way To making this thing half official I was gonna move to Miami To work with Kevin Connal But yo he was later murdered In Ohio by a dumpster So that was the end of that plan We'd still text each other's numbers There was one day I will always regret In 2010 You finally told me that you loved me And I fumbled like a bozo I was misguided & stupid And I wish I could re-do it Cause today we would have two kids And less ex's that were foolish You sent me pictures... I sent you pictures... And then you let a man Who wears Old Spice deodorant come between us And we didn't talk for 3 years But it seems that time heals all wounds Cuz we were back to our old ways Only this time we were no fools To the fact we dropped the ball And never truly got together Then ext three years were eventful I was boo'd up, you were married But we carried on our lives Like we were building for the future And we even had some code names You were Marcia, I was Luther I'd confide in you my wifey wasn't loving me correctly You would tell me you were qualified And loved me since you met me We were almost in a rat race To see who would break up first But then your husband was a jarhead So he quickly lost his temper And you Snapchatted me one night And said Jake I finally left him Then a few months after that We met up twice in Tennessee And I was nervous just to see you All my swag just left right out of me I asked you did you want to try to Finally make a go of it You never told me yes But you made sure to keep me hopeful Then a few months after that You told a lie up in my inbox Bout a status that you posted Your new boyfriend is a cheese block That's not a clever metaphor He's named after a cheese block... I asked you what was wrong with you? And then you gave me the Block We were back to being strangers Only this time I'm not crawling back I hate to be estranged from you But I'm nobody's holla back See when we talked I told you I had plenty other optionw But I want to be the man for you Despite the many cautions But instead you paint me out to be Some simp who had a crush on you The elephant in the room Is I love your son so deeply He can always get a hand from I'll never steer him wrongfully This might sound so pathetic But I wish I'd been his step-dad Then I asked you could we talk? You left me hanging over 1 year Then you called me after midnight...