The Senate

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The Senate

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[CLERK] The next business before the Senate Is the resolution on the impeachment of the President [CLERK, spoken] The President of the United States [THROTTLEBOTTOM, spoken] Who? [CLERK, spoken] The President of the United States [THROTTLEBOTTOM, spoken] Mister President, won't you please sit down while we kick you out? [FULTON, LIPPMAN, GILHOOLEY & LYONS] Whereas [LYONS] At a meeting of the Senate at which a quorum was present A motion was made and it was proposed that— [FULTON, LIPPMAN, GILHOOLEY & LYONS] Whereas [LYONS] John P. Wintergreen had undertaken To marry the winner of a beauty contest held in Atlantic City— [FULTON, LIPPMAN, GILHOOLEY & LYONS] Whereas [LYONS] His refusal to marry the winner Diana Devereaux Will lead to dire international complications— [FULTON, LIPPMAN, GILHOOLEY & LYONS] Whereas [LYONS] Now therefore be it resolved that President John P. Wintergreen be And hereby is [LYONS, spoken] Impeached from the said office of President of these United States [SENATOR JONES, spoken] I second the resolution [FULTON, spoken] Our first witness—the French Ambassador Ambassador, please explain why France is so concerned about the plaintiff [FRENCH AMBASSADOR] She's the illegitimate daughter Of an illegitimate son Of an illegitimate nephew Of Napoleon [SENATORS] Napoleon? [FRENCH AMBASSADOR] She's contemplating suicide Because that man, he threw aside A lady with the blue blood of Napoleon What sort of man Is this who can Insult my country With his effrontery? [SENATORS] To the illegitimate daughter Of an illegitimate son Of an illegitimate nephew Of Napoleon [FRENCH AMBASSADOR, spoken] Miss Diana Devereaux [SENATORS, spoken] Who? [FRENCH AMBASSADOR, spoken] Tell your story, little one [FRENCH AMBASSADOR] Commencez, s'il vous plaît

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Writers
  • George Gershwin
  • Ira Gershwin
  • George S. Kaufman
  • Morrie Ryskind