Lyrics

I have a dog his name is Rover Oh my goodness! I have a dog his name is Rover Ee by gum! I have a dog his name is Rover When he shits he shits all over Shit all 'round the room, me boys Shit all 'round the room I have a dog his name is Fritz Oh my goodness! I have a sausage dog his name is Fritz Ee by gum! I have a dog his name is Fritz He shits and shits and shits and shits Shit all 'round the room, me boys Shit all 'round the room I have a dog a big Great Dane Oh my goodness! I have a dog a big Great Dane Ee by gum! I have a dog a big Great Dane He wipes his bum and he pulls the chain Shit all 'round the room, me boys Shit all 'round the room