Wizard of the Hood

Lyrics

[Intro: 2 Dope] (Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray) One time, the ICP with the shit for you and your boys to say "Fuck yeah!" to (Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray) Yo, J, kick some of that shit about the Wizard and all that (Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray) Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, foreheaded fuck [Verse 1: Violent J] Aw shit, homeboy, you should've seen me I was flipped at the party, drank a fifth of MD Straight passed out on this mother's bed Seven cans of brew going through my head Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo In my dope house and here comes a tornado Huh, I can't run nowhere 'Cause the whole damn house was spinnin' through the air (Damn!) And don't laugh just yet Your ass landed in motherfuckin' Oz. Bet And here comes a three and a half foot pimp With a blue zoot suit and a mack daddy limp Yo, I got a grip on my weapon 'Cause this midget motherfucker and his boys are stepping Oh my, look at the witch You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch And they're saying that I'm doomed 'Cause I killed some ho that rides on a broom Fuck this, I'm going back to where I stay And I'm walking down the yellow brick alleyway [Chorus] We're off to see the Wizard Sing it, sing it high, sing it low We're off to see the Wizard Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray [Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope] Well, go on, motherfucker! [Verse 2: Violent J, 2 Dope & John Kickjazz] Now I'm roaming just like a base-head Everybody know just where the alley led And don't say you don't know Which way to go, yo, there goes the Scarecrow I ain't playing this bullshit no more So I whip out the nickel plated double-four Best tell my ass how to get back Or I'm going to blow the straw out your fucking head You wanna see the wizard? Fuck yeah, I do Get me off this pole and I'll come with you You know the Wiz? Yeah, I used to roll for him Then he ganked me out a G, now I got a bullet for him Now me and the 'Crow was walking on bricks Spittin' and cussin' and holding our dicks Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie go I ain't seen one motherfuckin' rainbow Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land Just what you thought. There goes the Tin Man How to get to the wizard? What the fuck? I ain't saying shit 'til you oil me up I don't see any motherfuckin' oil, bro Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull (Heh) Just like the book said Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead Old-ass rusted out metal But we was on our way to see the Wizard of the Ghetto (Yeah) [Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope] (Somewhere over the rainbow) Fuck up, bitch! *Gunshots* Damn, this ain't Kansas, ho! (Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray) This is the Southwest motherfucking Ghetto Zone, bitch! (Word) (Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray) So pick your skank ass up and you and Toto get the fuck on! [Verse 3: Violent J and Kid Villain] Yeah, we've come a long way Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray And I'm a wonderland story book tourist Gripping that .44 we coming up to the forest Anything could be out there Lions, tigers, and maybe a bear Hoods and hoodlums and thieves, oh my Hoods and hoodlums and thieves, oh my Hoods and hoodlums and thieves, oh my I'ma kick somebody in they fucking eye Don't fuck with me at a time like this I'll send out a bullet, guaranteed won't miss So I just move and the hooks are flying Then come and buck with the fucking Lion I want rings, chains, any kind of gold Or what? Or I'ma let this 9 unfold Man, fuck this, come back to Delray There you can rob motherfuckers every day Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game (Yeah) So finally we was at the castle And with the guards, we got no hassle They all just got the fuck out our way I guess even in Oz they know of Violent J [Chorus: Violent J] We're off to see the Wizard Sing it, sing it high, sing it low We're off to see the Wizard Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray (Fuck a Wizard) Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray [Verse 4: Violent J] Yo, where's the motherfucking wizard stay? Who wants to know? Violent-Psychopath-J I wanna word with him at gun point 'Cause there's no place like Detroit Welcome to the Wizard's kingdom The Wizard of the Ghetto as you say Welcome to the Wizard's kingdom Sorry, motherfucker, this is where you'll stay Scarecrow, you ain't shit to me And the Lion ain't shit but a snack for three Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker I'll chew your ass up and spit bullets out, motherfucker *Gunshots* We let it rain Seventy-nine slugs to his motherfucking brain Then I stepped back cool and calm Because the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs Everybody know about car jacking So me and the fellas went home mackin' Jumped in his smooth-ass ride Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side Gripped it back to the hood where we came from And that shit was fun Next thing I knew I was back at the party Got up and was finnin' to tell everybody But then I just let it pass 'Cause I know they'll laugh at my drunk ass [Outro] Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray (Heh heh) (Bull shit!) (Jumpsteady in the house) Droppin' motherfuckers all the way to Delray (Fuck you, man, I ain't lyin'!) [Skit] Louder, louder, and louder *Applause* Thank you, thank you very much My next poem is a very short one: Dismay, dismay Oh, how there's dismay in may *Applause* Thank you, thank you And now, poetry from our friend, 2 Dope (Fuck outta here, man) A beautiful butterfly came floating by And landed on my cheek, just a smidget from my eye I said to my little friend: Get the fuck off me, bug! Thank you