Lyrics

[Intro: Violent J] I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni Yo I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni [Verse 1: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second (Well?) Oh, he gets butt-naked And then he walks through the streets, winking at the freaks With a two-liter stuck in his butt cheeks What is a juggalo? He just don't care (Don't care) He might try to put a weave in his nut hair 'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch Next thing, he's pickin' fights with his best friends Then he starts with the huggin' again. Fuck! What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic (Tick, tock) Somebody with a rope tied to his dick Then he jumps out a ten-story window (CRASH) Oh! [Chorus: Violent J] What is a juggalo? (A juggalo. That's what is is. Well, fuck if I know) I don't know. Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though What is a juggalo? I don't know But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo What is a juggalo? (A juggalo. That's what is is. Well, fuck if I know) I don't know. Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though What is a juggalo? I don't know But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo [Bridge] We juggalos We juggalos We juggalos We juggalos I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni Shut the fuck up! Get the fuck the out of here! [Verse 2: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a juggalo? A dead body Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like Anybody that you've ever met before ([?]) He'll eat monopoly and shit out Connect Four What is a jug- What the fuck? (Bloop) Connect- Man that shit is whack! Don't worry about my shit. Just rap, mother fucker What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitch boy (Bitch boy) He'll walk to the hills, and beat down a rich boy (Rich boy) Walks right in the house where you're having supper And dip his nuts in your soup (Bloop) What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phony He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni (Sk-ah) And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit 'Cause your a stupid-ass dumb fuckin' idiot! What is a juggalo? (He power bombs mother fuckers into thumb tacks) He's a graduate He graduated from...well At least, he got a job. He's not a dumb putz He works for himself scratching his nuts. Ha! (A juggalo, what's what it is. Well, fuck if I know) What is a juggalo? A Hulkamaniac He power bombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks (I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo) People like him 'til they find out he's unstable He Sabu'd your mama through a coffee table (Oh my God!) [Chorus: Violent J] What is a juggalo? I don't know Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though What is a juggalo? I don't know But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo (A juggalo. That's what is is. Well, fuck if I know) [Bridge] I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni Shut the fuck up! Get the fuck the out of here! (I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo) I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni I figured you wouldn't understand (A juggalo. That's what it is. Well, fuck if I know) We juggalos We juggalos (I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo) We juggalos We juggalos (A juggalo. Tha'ts what it is, Well, fuck if I know) [Verse 3: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope] What is a juggalo? Here's a juggalo: Get Escape from New York. The video? (I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo) You see the loony with the finger and the orange hair? That's a juggalo. Shpa! Right there (A juggalo. That's what it is, Well, fuck if I know) What is a juggalo? He gots green balls But it's hard to tell through his shitty drawers (I don't know. I don't know. I don't know) He gots stripes and polka dots on his feet Plus, he gots blue skeet. (Sk-ah) Look! What is a juggalo? He's got nerd love He's the nobody that you never heard of (Who?) Then he comes back from outta nowhere Still a nerd. You never knew he was there [Chorus: Violent J] What is a juggalo? I don't know Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though What is a juggalo? I don't know But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo What is a juggalo? I don't know Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though What is a juggalo? I don't know But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo What is a juggalo? I don't know Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though What is a juggalo? I don't know But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo What is a juggalo? I don't know Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same, though What is a juggalo? I don't know But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo What is a juggalo? I don't know I don't know! I don't fuckin' know!