Toxic Love

Lyrics

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope] "This is a tale of misplaced love, a tale of a man searching for that misplaced love in all the wrong places, and how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest and stuck in his face so he can watch it slowly stop beating. Let's listen on and hear how my gumpy friend Violent J goes about getting his feelings crushed once again." [Verse 1: Violent J] After three years in a mental asylum I'm finally out, and I'm fine now, no doubt Rolling home, I see a bitch on a payphone She was fat and round and had it goin' on She had a name tag on: Roxy Carol Stepped up to her like "hello" We was kickin' it I said, "I got this dick" (Baby) "'sup on lickin' it" She said "I'm down for the tactics" Then my dick stood up like a Tucson cactus I threw her in the back of my jalopy She was wet and sloppy, but nothin' could stop me I was like "Jesus" Her neden was yellow and smelled like a cheese pizza (Well, damn) I paid it no mind I stuck my dick in raw and commenced to grind [Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] (Toxic love) I'm so lonely, lonely, I'm so lonely (Toxic love) Did she burn you? (Yes) Did it hurt you? (Yes) (Toxic love) I'm so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonley (Toxic love) Did she burn you? (Yes) Did it hurt you? (Yes) [Verse 2: Violent J] The whole car smelled like pickles (Oh) I stuck my toe in her ass and tweaked her titty nipples We fucked for about an hour I dropped her off where I found her and went for the shower I got home and I kicked back Thought about the shower, heh heh heh, fuck that When I woke up the very next morning I was awake but my dick was snoring It was whistling and shooting out smoke The head was spinning like a Dayton hundred spoke I started shaking and sweating, I had a fever My dick was swelled up like a Faygo two liter It was greenish with purple bunions And dripping blue skeet and flaking like onions She gave me skipholophogus no doubt I'ma find that bitch and knock her the fuck out [Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] (Toxic love) I'm so lonely, lonely, I'm so lonely (Toxic love) Did she burn you? (Yes) Did it hurt you? (Yes) (Toxic love) I'm so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonley (Toxic love) [Verse 3: Violent J] I'm on a mission, I search and roam 'Cause my dick hole is spurting a pink foam And I'm dragging my balls behind me They're as big as a mailbox, bumpy and slimy Thank God I ain't dead yet My dick is crispy, but my drawers are wet somehow There she is on the same payphone Near Zug Island in the industrial waste zone Wait a minute y'all, hold up Is that the same bitch I was? With she looks tore-up Holy fuck, nothing's in place That ain't a girl at all, it's a barrel of toxic waste! Oh Lord, what have I done? Roxy Carol is a toxic waste barrel Me and my green dick headed back to the looney bin I'm here to turn myself back in [Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] (Toxic love) I'm so lonely, lonely, I'm so lonely (Toxic love) Did she burn you? (Yes) Did it hurt you? (Yes) (Toxic love) I'm so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonley (Toxic love) Did she burn you? (Yes) Did it hurt you? (Yes) [Outro: Violent J] "I still like you. When I inject my penis inside of you, my balls light up like light bulbs. You're green. You're green, and you're so warm"