The Midway

Lyrics

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen, bring your dollar bills Ones, fives, tens and twenties, and more Bring 'em this way to the Dark Carnival's midway games Win a giant stuffed animal The prize is yours and they money is ours At the fun and challenging midway games [Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Hey there, fellow, win a prize for your girlfriend's heart (How?) Pop a balloon with a dart It's impossible to miss (I popped all three) We got a big winner! Give him an NSYNC sticker (Huh? What about them big stuffed animal toys?) You gotta pop a thousand for one of them boys Then he spent 'til he won and he saw it was made in Guatamalamala It won't last him 'til tomorrow Step over here, son, win a fat prize Look how easy it is, wipe your eyes All you gotta do is toss a ring on a bottle top So you try it again, and you won't stop It look so fucking easy at first That's why your mom keeps digging in her purse She spent her last seventy five bucks, but you not hit Because you tried so hard, you get a goldfish [Chorus: Violent J & Young Wicked] Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you'll be back Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you'll be back [Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope] Hit up one of our many on site ATMs And come play a few of our stale and cheap Low budget, high profitable midway games [Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Excuse me sir, do you like to shoot hoop? It's a simple concept, throw the ball through the loop And look at these prizes, it's worth a try And plus, you look like an athletic guy (Fair enough, give me three shots) Good luck! One brick, two brick, three brick (He sucks) Meanwhile, the ball's getting bigger then the hoop And we're getting paid 'cause people are stupid Shoot three rubber duckies off the track And you can win anything in the back (Whoa! Check it out, dude, they got a Drake poster!) (I know, and I want it! Let's go for it) Little did they know, only two ducks fall back The rest of 'em are welded to the tracks Good shooting! You definitely came close, sir One more and you would've had that sweet poster [Chorus: Violent J & Young Wicked] Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you'll be back Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you'll be back [Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope] While you are enjoying our midway games Don't worry about our pill popping junkie-ass meth head carnies Cheating you out of your hard-earned money [Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] This game is the easiest, give it a try You know you want to, don't just walk by All you gotta do is knock three cups over With a bean bag, easy as a three leaf clover So you try it again and again, you keep playing 'Cause you'd have no idea what the cups are weighing Ain't no fucking way a bean bag is gonna tip these down Welcome to the carnival, clown Hey Dad, win a prize for your son This game has prizes for everyone Come try the high bell, swing the big mallet Come try the dunk tank, see if you can nail it You can't leave with nothing, try it again Where'd you win that prize? Run back and tell a friend Balls, darts, bee bees, and water games We got many, many ways to ensure that you're all all lames Ha ha! Ha ha ha! [Chorus: Violent J & Young Wicked] Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you'll be back Big winners (Woo!) On the midway track Shitty prizes (Boo!) Yes, but you'll be back