The Greatest Show

Lyrics

[Intro:] We've got funhouses, murder-go-rounds House of horrors, and wax museums Tunnels of love, terror wheels House of mirrors and killing fields [Verse 1: Violent J] Aaah shit! Dum biddy bum I'm Violent J and I fucked your mom And I'm leadin' this spectacle in your town We got magic and voodoo and wicked clowns Some people don't like these juggalos You can take these nuts and juggle those If you're scared, sleep with your parents under the covers I'll axe all three of you mothafuckas We got bitches with bearded faces Hunchback acrobatic mental cases Serial murderin' psychopathics And little red men with little hatchets, chop!!! In Detroit, we don't Blood or Crip But that don't mean I won't bitch smack that lip We got folk love, people love, down since birth Welcome to the greatest show on earth [Chorus:] (x2) Everyone come see the greatest show (Invite everybody that you know) Come and be down with the clown (Give it to me) (The magical Dark Carnival's in town) [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope] I'm Shaggy the clown and I don't give fucks I push old ladies out in front of Mac trucks I pick your daughter up, whenever I need Drop her off in the morning smelling like weed Fuck Gene Simmons and his drunk ass clique And every other rock band that stole my shit We's real juggalos, with the dead we dance And I'll kick your ass through your leather pants I'mma wizard, I throw wicked hexes And made your nutsack bigger than Texas And as you cry how fragile it gets I'll stomp it and throw bricks at that bitch I'm a circus sideshow, Faygo boozer So fuck video shows and Lollapalooza We come from a world far under the dirt To bring you the greatest show on earth, bitch! Chorus: x2 Violent J: Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll (C'mon) Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll (C'mon) Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalos and roll (C'mon) Everybody come see the greatest show Everybody come, everybody come, everybody [Verse 3:Violent J & Shaggy 2 dope] (Violent J)- Legz Diamond strikes on the chosen chord Mike Clark puts it all through his ouija board Me and Shaggy recite the forbidden passes That tell you they comin' for them bitch asses (Shaggy 2 Dope)- How can you tell if they're out to get ya? Look in the mirror, see a clown there wit ya First you see him, next second he's gone That can only mean that it won't be long (Violent J)- We ain't trippin', I'm still keepin' it real I put triple gold Daytons on Ferris wheels Strap my coffin up to 'em and roll You can tell I'm comin', cause I shake the floor! (Shaggy 2 Dope)- Tell your bitch ass mama she can suck my dick If she got some kind of problem with my shit (Bitch) Nothin' can stop us, nothing'll work And now witness the greatest show on earth! (Motherfucker!!) Chorus: x2 Violent J: Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalo's and roll (C'mon) Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalo's and roll (C'mon) Everybody come see the greatest show Gather up all juggalo's and roll (c'mon) Everybody come see the greatest show Everybody come, everybody come, everybody (Chorus until end)