The Ceremony

Lyrics

[Intro: Violent J] Yeah, I tell it straight, larger than life, ceremonial [Chorus: Violent J] Gimme somethin' epic and grand To suit this song, this super situation (Hey) To pin some medals on the men Where my deepest admiration (Hey) One can't measure the worth Of the loyalty and dedication They are the backbone, (Hey) the heart (Hey) The brain, (Hey) and the dick to our creation (Hey) Let this serve as your invitation (Woo) To my grandest cеlebration (Woo) On they chest, a mеdal will be placed (Woo) So please give this heavy rotation (Hey) And they own my greatest adulation (Hey) And my fullest appreciation (Hey) How quickly I would give me own (Woo) To save their life, (Woo) no hesitation (Hey) [Verse 1: Violent J] The first medal's for Shaggy, (Shaggy) I won't front, I love him, that's my brother I love lovin' how much I love To love that funky scrubber If he was fat, I'd love his blubber Stretch it like rubber Give him a flubber like a baby's jelly belly But he older than a mother fucker Shaggy been a cutie pie Let him in that booty, bye Without a ticket, you won't meet again 'Til he skeet in your friend That man's an entrepreneur Meet greets and concerts galore Pictures and autographs, gets all the laughs Does he call your ass? Sure! Not Scores his first neden at fourteen Of course, she was wetter than scorching I said when you're done, let me see if I can get the shot He said he would, but then forgot I waited with a woody outside 'til dawn came Walked home all lame But of course I love my boy all the same He taught me everything Back then, quick to dump and still might Quick to jump in any bullshit fight Gives not a fuck who's wrong or right For this scrub on the mic, he'd die tonight Speakin' on him now got me wellin' up Lookin' like a big fat pussy that I ain't But if I start to cry, I'ma kick somebody in the asshole Fuckin' up my paint [Chorus: Violent J] Gimme somethin' epic and grand To suit this song, this super situation (Hey) To pin some medals on the men Where my deepest admiration (Hey) One can't measure the worth Of the loyalty and dedication They are the backbone, (Hey) the heart (Hey) The brain, (Hey) and the dick to our creation (Hey) Let this serve as your invitation (Woo) To my grandest celebration (Woo) On they chest, a medal will be placed (Woo) So please give this heavy rotation (Hey) And they own my greatest adulation (Hey) And my fullest appreciation (Hey) How quickly I would give me own (Woo) To save their life, (Woo) no hesitation (Hey) [Verse 2: Violent J] The next medal's Billy Bill's His cannonball fists will cave your head in From the south Where families tighter than body builder neden Entire families go to war Tradin' turns with lunacy-ass behavior Even granny out there fist fightin' the neighbor While the bitch in labor That's why Billy Bill's so quick to commit Despite how gritty that shit can get He don't waste nobody's time complainin' Four decades friendship remainin' And not one time in our history Has he ever left me to hang (Never) Billy runs our gang, his praise we sang Inner City Posse over everythang (ICP) [Verse 3: Violent J] The Rude Boy's next to get a fat-ass medal 'Cause his balls he lets 'em hang out He put that Zug funk in my lungs and said Rap songs you should bang out He told me Southwest Side, think about (Yup) I know you ain't got no bank account (Nope) Picture some big blank amount There's ya goal, spank it out (Bloop) His family let me gank the couch I never got shanked thanks to they clout I feel in debt, I cop a mil to 'em Bad moods, Rudy killin' ruin Life, the Rude Boy always schoolin' (Yup) Once his mind set, ain't no foolin' (No) The world is his, he don't sit home droolin' With a aura shiny and hot, [?] [Chorus: Violent J] Gimme somethin' epic and grand To suit this song, this super situation (Hey) To pin some medals on the men Where my deepest admiration (Hey) One can't measure the worth Of the loyalty and dedication They are the backbone, (Hey) the heart (Hey) The brain, (Hey) and the dick to our creation (Hey) Let this serve as your invitation (Woo) To my grandest celebration (Woo) On they chest, a medal will be placed (Woo) So please give this heavy rotation (Hey) And they own my greatest adulation (Hey) And my fullest appreciation (Hey) How quickly I would give me own (Woo) To save their life, (Woo) no hesitation (Hey) [Verse 4: Violent J] The last medal's for my brother Rob I can't fathom the blessing My childhood would've fuckin' sucked without him I don't mind confessin' Despite my father's abandonment (Hm) Molesting stepdad (Oh), poverty (What?) Runaway sister (Eh), bully-filled hallways (Oh) Cool kids (What?) who labeled us oddities (Oh) I'da never survived any of it If Rob hadn't wrapped me up in his angel wings And showed me how to escape How to explore, and the relief it brings His constant presence was my protection From the demons of loneliness We quickly recognized the magic of Picker Forest And made a home of this I'da let the surrounding picker bushes Prevent my entering and never found it Rob instilled with in me determination And showed me its rewards profounded But his greatest gift to me, above all else Was the knowledge of the power of imagination All its infinite possibilities Despite the fucked up reality I'm facin' And today they call this middle age But I know my middle age was long ago My heart begins to weaken, Rob starts freakin' The tweakin' to keep me strong as a bull He's still here, he won't let me fail What'd I do to deserve a saint for a big brother? I'll never have a clue, but it's true My crew is a blessin', blessed to have each other [Chorus: Violent J] Gimme somethin' epic and grand To suit this song, this super situation (Hey) To pin some medals on the men Where my deepest admiration (Hey) One can't measure the worth Of the loyalty and dedication They are the backbone, (Hey) the heart (Hey) The brain, (Hey) and the dick to our creation (Hey) Let this serve as your invitation (Woo) To my grandest celebration (Woo) On they chest, a medal will be placed (Woo) So please give this heavy rotation (Hey) And they own my greatest adulation (Hey) And my fullest appreciation (Hey) How quickly I would give me own (Woo) To save their life, (Woo) no hesitation (Hey)