Super Balls

Lyrics

[Intro: [?], Mike Patton] Hello? Yeah, you give sax lessons? Not this time of the night Why not this time of the night? I'm only up this time of the night I play music of the night If you could call at 10 O'clock, 11 O'clock No, no, I'm not awake in the day Read my lips, scary, scary, scary I'm sorry the instructor is not available right now Aww, man, why you guys in the goddamn Yellow Pages then, the fuckin, the goddamn, what's it, no It's the Weekly! My goodness, this is In parentheses, 'No gig too scary' And that's just what I am. Scary [Shaggy 2 Dope] Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane (Huh?) Nah, bitch, Super Balls, is the name (Aw) And I come from a far away planet "Created where?" Southwest Del Ray, goddamn it! (woop-woop!) And it's the land of the smog-filled maniacs Super Balls, and concrete nutsacs You know that bag lady skank that always bothers you? I'm here to fuck her, yo, that's what I do So tell me where the hoes is at Fat loopy bitches with the lumpy backs Super Balls ain't scared of a fuckin' thing Hold your belly up and I'll stick you with my Super Wang So, who's next, the bitch with the rubber eye It won't shut, and now she can't find a guy It scared everybody off, so I guess my duty calls BITCH!!!!!!!!!! Call me Super Balls [Chorus] Ain't no bitch to fat Ain't no bitch to wack Ain't no bitch to ugly For Super Balls, woop-woop! (x2) (Violent J) I met a girl looked a lot like a turkey So I fucked her and her neden went bublabublabubla Cuz I could give a motherfuck about looks I just chalk up another one for the books I know this bitch- fat, round like a beach ball You can roll her up, and bounce her off the wall We played ball, shoot hoops, she can hold steady Then I stick my dick down in the fat patty Just cuz no one calls your home Don't mean that you're all alone Just call Super Balls to the rescue Now here's what I'm a do I might stick my big toe in your butthole And then tickle your neden with my other toes Ugly bitches in need, I crash through their walls Big daddy J Violent Super Balls [Chorus] Ain't no bitch to fat (yeah, motherfucker) Ain't no bitch to wack (better ask somebody) Ain't no bitch to ugly For Super Balls, woop-woop! (x2) "It's a bright mid-summer day in Metropolis, and there's not much News fit to televise at Galaxy Communications. Where, in his Office, Clark Kent is monitoring the twelve o'clock news." "Uh uh, it goes thump thump thump against your clit" "Harder, harder!" "Lois Lane, ace reporter for Galaxy Communications, opens Clark's Door and looks in." "When the hell do I get something out of this?" (Legz Diamond) Legz Diamond down with the clown Fuck fat bitches and charge by the pound I gets paid and I bought a new Lexus Cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas (yeeehaw!!) Super Balls don't care where his nuts at One night, I found em in your mom's butt crack You was playin Nintendo upstairs I had my dick stickin in your mom's butt hairs Granny walked in, puffing on a jay "Pfft, my pussy's turning grey" She asked if I would mind dipping in the sugar walls I said it ain't no thang for Super Balls Super Balls is in the motherfucking house!!! [Chorus] Ain't no bitch to fat Ain't no bitch to wack Ain't no bitch to ugly For Super Balls, woop-woop!(x6)