SOFTY PILLOW MAN

Lyrics

[Intro] A bitch A bitch [Verse 1: Violent J] Well there's one on every team and part of every crew It's a softy pillow man ass, is that you? Wow, rolling in a blue dune buggy Mr. Pink Pussy Hole, softer than a Snuggie His face cuter than a baby orangutan's He sits and he cries out his big round eyes He blows his back out every time he sneeze He shivers and freeze though it's ninety-five degrees He does nothing but lose, watching Blue's Clues Certified bitch boy filling his shoes Easily hе bruise, lullaby's in his headphones Hе whimpers and moans and got styrofoam bones Never leaves home but adventures to the kitchen And then starts flinchin' when Mom starts bitchin' Itchin' for an ass kickin' or something badder No harder than Grandma's sweater, softy pillow man ass [Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Old Dirty Bastard] Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch [Verse 2: Violent J] This motherfucker thirty-seven and still bed wettin' Softer than a fat bitch neden, the pillow man Altogether, he weighs about a kilogram He knits quilts and afghans, soft felt hands All that shows is a pussy on his CAT scan A skinny-ass blubber man, damn He couldn't stretch a rubber band, he's nothing fly Got his ass kicked by a butterfly His bifocals thick and got windshield wipers His ass needs three-ply diapers, listen in To the cryin', his wet cheeks glistenin' And a crib is what he's simpin' in Slapped face on both sides, he's scared of pets At six had a beard, as weird as it gets Still breastfeeds, fuck coffee, damn Back up off me, softy the pillow man [Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Old Dirty Bastard] Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch [Verse 3: Violent J] Got two fat lips and sprung his own hip (How?) Trying to suck his own dick! (What?) That's what I heard Absurd, a big fan of Big Bird And SpongeBob, but terrified of Squidward A big nerd, beat down by a church boy Who called him lurch and took all his nerd toys His grandma got 'em back, though, matter of fact, yo That still goes back and forth And a fine-ass college girl across the street Caught him in her bushes beatin' his meat And as he skeeted, he said that he loved her His ass softer than a duvet cover His brothers, he hoed 'em, just like his friends Where his back ends, a bitch's ass begins Ain't nothin' pretend as far as where he stand A certified-ass bitch, softy the pillow man [Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Old Dirty Bastard] Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch [Outro] A bitch A bitch A bitch A bitch