Real Underground Baby

Lyrics

[Intro: Violent J] Underground, baby Real underground, baby Nwolc siht [Violent J] This clown don't smile and honk your nose This clown don't wear pink goofy clothes And this clown don't mind your hatred for me You'll get turned into a dead corpse right before me (Real underground, baby) [Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] And the preacherman said "Hallelujah!" And the preacherman said "Hallelujah!" And the preacherman said "Hallelujah! Me and the Witch gonna do it to ya!" And the preacherman said "Hallelujah!" And the preacherman said "Hallelujah!" And the preacherman said "Hallelujah! Me and the Witch gonna do it to ya!" [Violent J] Role model, eat a dick up and swallow Only model I follow be the Jim Beam bottle And I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall Full throttle, punchin' in an El Dorado Full bottle, I care about no tomorrow When I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall [Shaggy 2 Dope & Sugar Slam] Who can paint their face up? Who can paint their face up? And wear a ninja suit? And wear a ninja suit? [Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Floatin' through some backyards Dropkick your knees in backwards I'm outtie with a poof And ain't that shit the truth!? My days are long and lonely Black rain is right before me (Real underground, baby) My brain does nothing for me Hey! This pain'll be my story [Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Who took the chicken off the plate And put it in the fridge?! Shaggy 2 Dope did! Who took the chicken off the plate And put it in the fridge?! Shaggy 2 Dope did! (That's right!) Who took the chicken off the plate And put it in the fridge?! Shaggy 2 Dope did! (I took the chicken, bitch!) Who took the chicken off the plate And put it in the fridge?! Shaggy 2 Dope did! (Gimme that chicken!) Underground, baby Real underground, baby [Violent J] I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam But I'm, doin' it because I love it And I'm, underground, baby Real underground, baby I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam But I'm, doin' it because I love it And I'm, underground, baby Real underground, baby I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam But I'm, doin' it because I love it And I'm, underground, baby Real underground, baby I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam But I'm, doin' it because I love it And I'm, underground, baby Real underground, baby *Laughter* Underground, baby, real underground, baby Underground, baby, real underground, baby Real underground, baby Real underground, baby [Shaggy 2 Dope & Sugar Slam, Violent J] Who can paint their face up? Who can paint their face up? And wear a ninja suit? And wear a ninja suit? (Underground, baby) [Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Floatin' through some backyards Dropkick your knees in backwards I'm outtie with a poof And ain't that shit the truth!? [Carnival Of Carnage samples] Fuck your rebel flag! Fuck your rebel flag! Fuck your rebel flag! Carnival of Carnage [Violent J] My brain does nothing for me This pain will be my story Black rain is right before me Hey, underground, baby [Ringmaster samples] I couldn't stand the pressure (So get off me, dog) (So get off me, dog) I couldn't stand the pressure (So get off me, dog) (So get off me, dog) I couldn't stand the pressure (So get off me, dog) (So get off me, dog) I couldn't stand the pressure (So get off me, dog) (So get off me, dog) (Hallelujah!) I'm the neck cutter, and I'm three blocks away I'm the neck cutter, and I'm two blocks away I'm the neck cutter, and I'm one block away Ringmaster Underground, baby [Riddle Box samples] Riddle Box (No! Ooh! Turn it off!) Riddle Box (No! Ooh! Turn it off!) Riddle Box (No! Ooh! Turn it off!) Riddle Box (No! Ooh! Turn it off!) Underground, baby [Violent J] I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam But I'm, doin' it because I love it And I'm, underground, baby Real underground, baby I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam But I'm, doin' it because I love it And I'm, underground, baby Real underground, baby I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam But I'm, doin' it because I love it And I'm, underground, baby Real underground, baby I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam But I'm, doin' it because I love it And I'm, underground, baby Real underground, baby [Great Milenko samples] Great Milenko (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) Great Milenko (He he he he, ha ha ha ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) Great Milenko (He he he he, ha ha ha ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) Great Milenko (He he he he, ha ha ha ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) Great Milenko (Let's go, motherfuckers!) I'ma be down, I'ma be down Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground I'ma be down, I'ma be down Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground I'ma be down, I'ma be down Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground I'ma be down, I'ma be down Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground I'ma be down, I'ma be down Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground I'ma be down, I'ma be down Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground I'ma be down, I'ma be down Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground I'ma be down, I'ma be down Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground [Violent J] My days are long and lonely Black rain is right before me Real underground baby My brain does nothing for me Hey! This pain'll be my story [Amazing Jeckel Brothers samples] If I only could, I'd set the world on fire (Fuck the world!) If I only could, I'd set the world on fire (Fuck 'em all!) If I only could, I'd set the world on fire (Fuck the world!) If I only could, I'd set the world on fire (Fuck 'em all!) Welcome, everyone, to the big show Jake and Jack and the Dark Carnival Welcome, everyone, to the big show Jake and Jack and the Dark Carnival Welcome, everyone, welcome, everyone Welcome, everyone, welcome, everyone Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome Jake and Jack and the Dark Carnival [Shaggy 2 Dope] Underground! (Underground, baby, real underground, baby) Underground, two miles deep under your feet Underground! (Underground, baby, real underground, baby) Underground, two miles deep under the street (The Wraith!) By far the ugliest and most monstrous thing I have ever seen Ugliest, ugliest, ugliest, ugliest (The Wraith!) By far the ugliest and most monstrous thing I have ever seen Ugliest, ugliest, ugliest, ugliest (The Wraith!) By far the ugliest and most monstrous thing I have ever seen Ugliest, ugliest, ugliest, ugliest (The Wraith!) By far the ugliest and most monstrous thing I have ever seen Ugliest, ugliest, ugliest, ugliest Underground, baby [The Wraith samples] Something is standing in between me and my sanity Something is standing in between me and my sanity Something is standing in between me and my sanity Something is standing in between me and my sanity Oh shit, it's your birthday (Oh no it isn't) It's somebody's birthday (Oh not it isn't) Oh shit, it's your birthday (Oh no it isn't) It's your birthday (Shut the fuck down, or it's everybody's birthday) Oh shit, it's your birthday (Oh no it isn't) It's somebody's birthday (Oh not it isn't) Oh shit, it's your birthday (Oh no it isn't) It's your birthday Mama told me when it rains (It pours) But never mentioned dead bodies (Dead bodies) Mama told me when it rains (It pours) La di da la di da la di Mama told me when it rains (It pours) But never mentioned dead bodies (Dead bodies) Mama told me when it rains (It pours) La di da la di da la di I got too much time on my hands I got too much time on my hands I got too much time on my hands I got too much time on my hands I got too much time on my hands I got too much time on my hands I got too much time on my hands I got too much time on my hands [Shaggy 2 Dope] Hallelujah!