Please Don’t Hate Me

Lyrics

[Intro: Violent J] "I gotta tell him. I gotta be a man and handle my business. I know he's gonna hate me. *Sigh* I gotta call him." [Verse 1: Violent J] What up, dog? What you been up to? Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out Me and you, we been down for while, right? We been here and there, we been pretty tight Something happened last night that you might get upset about (Uh oh) But hear me out I didn't mean nothin' by it, I'ma make this quick (What) I gave your mama this dick (Oh) I don't know how it happened I just know my nuts and her itch were slappin' I was over there mowin' the grass And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass And then, I went inside to make a phone call And there she was, with her titty hanging out her bra One thing just led to another Next thing you know, I'm butt-fuckin' your mother [Chorus] Please don't hate me (Please don't hate me) But I've been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) (Relax) I never said I loved the ho Please don't hate me (Please don't hate me) But I've been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) Never shoulda trusted a Juggalo [Verse 2: Violent J] Don't hang up, I still got more Your mama gives head like a heroin whore (Damn) I wasn't thinkin' 'bout you as my bud When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud We broke out with your with grandpa's gin And got drunk, I fucked her with a bowlin' pin She's freaky, (Wow) her nipples look like peanuts Your mama's one of my favorite sluts (Straight up) She likes lickin' from the back of my balls to the tip of my dick With one big lick *Slurp* She calls me her big teddy bear Rawr! I chase her around in my underwear I'll admit I like spankin' her butt I used your sock though to catch my nut Don't worry, I put it back, I knew I better That's probably why your toes been stickin' together, ha ha ha [Chorus] Please don't hate me (Please don't hate me) But I've been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) (Relax) I never said I loved the ho Please don't hate me (Please don't hate me) But I've been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) Never shoulda trusted a Juggalo, oh [Bridge: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] (Please don't hate me) They need to call you the Termi-hater (Please don't hate me) If this was a swamp, you'd be a alli-hater (Please don't hate me) You could use a cold glass of hater-ade (Please don't hate me) Sure, come on up, take the ele-hater [Verse 3: Violent J] Your mom's ass look like oat meal yo It's bumpy and grainy, I like to feel though And I ain't trying to diss her either I'm only saying that I'd wish she would trim her beaver some Every hair is like a foot long Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes It's all right with me though I don't mind as long as I can locate the pee hole And your dad's so dumb, he's knowing nothin' Here I'm stuffin' her muffin, not to mention the pickle buffin' And I'm hoping you and me are still cool I'm spendin' the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow And we plan on fuckin' again Alright, I'll talk to you later, peace, Eminem (Ooh) [Pre-Chorus: Westside Connection] "Di-zam, somebody got fucked up, nigga!" [Chorus] Please don't hate me (Please don't hate me) But I've been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) (Relax) I never said I loved the ho Please don't hate me (Please don't hate me) But I've been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) Never shoulda trusted a Juggalo, oh Please don't hate me (Please don't hate me) But I've been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) (Relax) I never said I loved the ho Please don't hate me (Please don't hate me) But I've been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) Never shoulda trusted a Juggalo, oh