Ninja

Lyrics

[Skit: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J] Hey, yo J, man, ay Yeah? Ay, man, you remember me? Uh huh And you remember that shit you said? Nuh uh Well, payback's a bitch! *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Motherfucker, let's go, man Hold up, man, he's still alive, man *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Die, motherfucker, damn! Shoot that motherfucker again, man *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Oh shit *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Shoot him again, man That motherfucker's still alive, man *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Laughing* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Die, man *Gunshot* Oh shit, let's get the fuck out of here, man The wicked clowns will never die! Bitches [Intro] What the hell's a ninja? (Ninjas possess the superior skills of ninjitsu, motherfucker!) Ninjas are a branch of the Japanese samurai (The superior skills!) A very old organization (Of ninjitsu!) It's origins are hundreds of years old (Motherfucker!) Much of its history has been lost (Ninjas have the indomitable fighting skills!) Not many ninjas exist today, yet they all have (Of a ninja!) Indomitable fighting skills and superb ninjitsu (A ninjer!) No matter what weapons you use, a ninjer will never die (A motherfuckin' ninja!) [Verse 1: Violent J] Damn I wish I could be a Shogun Samurai So I could swing a sword and make necks fly I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through the halls And then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls 'Cause I remember these kids from the playground Everybody'd hang around, we were all down But then we grew up, and everybody turned away And now they dissin' me, yellin', "fuck Nerdy-J" I sit and think at how it changed as I got olda As I think I draw a ninja on my folda, ugh What I would do if I only had a ninja sword You'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard I'd tell the whole class, "nobody move or jiggle First one that do I'll make yer fuckin' neck wiggle" Everyone would start jockin', the news would take my picture Damn, I wish I could be a ninja [Chorus: Violent J] Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it [Verse 2: Violent J] After I was done killin' all the yuppie fucks All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts And I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai I'd walk in the house, and see my momma cry I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops He tried to hit her again, but that shit stops I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face I tell him "Dad, now look at all your broken glass Why don't cha pick it all-up and stick it in your ass" I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take forever" When he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks together "Now get the fuck out my house, never come back!" I throw a Chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ow!) I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit 'cha!" Damn, I wish I could be a ninja [Chorus: Violent J] Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it [Verse 3: Violent J] If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead But I still gotta go to work, and pay the rent I flip french fries for two twenty five Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' forty five But he'd think he "the shit" 'cause he's the boss I guess he don't know that his life is a loss I walk in, about five minutes late 'Cause I was tryin' to clean the blood off my ninja blade So, Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face Screamin' at me, sweatin' over this place Mad, 'cause I'm late, he's no betta than me Just another bitch workin' for next to free I thought about taking my Ninja steel And cuttin' up his body, and fry him on the grill But he's too fuckin' wack, and I could kill this bitch And I don't even need to be a ninja [Chorus: Violent J] Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja, ninja Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it [Outro: Shaggy 2 Dope] Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja, yeah Fuck that! I'm a Wicked Clown, bitch! Hahahahahaha!