My Axe

Lyrics

[Intro: Violent J] Agh-heheheheheheheheheheheahahahahahahahaha… I love my Faygo, my NyQuil pills, Shaggy I love my buddies, my hatchetman, but I love my axe [Verse 1: Violent J] My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh Me and my axe cut bigots' spinal cords in half My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain, ch-ch-ching [Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Everybody, everybody, everybody run! Murdering, murdering, murdering fun! (Everybody dies) Swing! Swing! Swing! Chop! Chop! Chop! (Everybody dies) Swing! Swing! Swing! Chop! Chop! Chop! (Chop) Everybody, everybody, everybody run! Murdering, murdering, murdering fun! (Everybody dies) Swing! Swing! Swing! Chop! Chop! Chop! (Everybody dies) Swing! Swing! Swing! Chop! Chop! Chop! [Verse 2: Violent J] My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's wrongs Me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he never makes me cry (Hehe!) Me and my axe will leave a divot for your eye Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump Me and my axe will leave you hopping on a stump, ch-ch-chop! [Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Everybody, everybody, everybody run! Murdering, murdering, murdering fun! (Everybody dies) Swing! Swing! Swing! Chop! Chop! Chop! (Everybody dies) Swing! Swing! Swing! Chop! Chop! Chop! (Egh!) Everybody, everybody, everybody run! Murdering, murdering, murdering fun! (Everybody dies) Swing! Swing! Swing! Chop! Chop! Chop! (Everybody dies) Swing! Swing! Swing! Chop! Chop! Chop! [Bridge: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Look into the deadest tree Tell me baby what you see Don't you hear the branches cry Asking for the reasons why Did they hang so many men From the branches off of them Why did humans make them play With them in their evil way? Look into the moon's beam Can you fathom what it's seen? Bodies dragging from a truck Driven by a bigot fuck Why you think the heavens cry Acid rain and blizzard sky? Ain't no covering the tracks And that's why I'm here, and oh yes [Verse 3: Violent J] My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head Me and my axe will make your white hoodies red (Aah!) (Hehe!) My axe is my buddy, you let that Dixie wave Me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave (Eh-hehehehe!) Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol (Eghh! Aagh!) My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees (Hehehehehe!) Me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees, ch-ch-chow [Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Everybody, everybody, everybody run! Murdering, murdering, murdering fun! (Everybody dies) Swing! Swing! Chop! Chop! Chop! (Everybody dies) Swing! Swing! Swing! Chop! Chop! Chop! (Egh!) Everybody, everybody, everybody run! Murdering, murdering, murdering fun! (Everybody dies) Sw-ii-ing! Chop! Chop! Chop! (Everybody dies) Swiiiiii-ing! Chop! Chop! Chop! (Woo!) Everybody, everybody, everybody run! Murdering, murdering, murdering fun! (Everybody dies) Swing-a-ling-ling! Chop! Chop! Chop! (Everybody dies) Swi-ii-ing! Chop! Chop! Chop! (Chip!) Everybody, everybody, everybody run! Murdering, murdering, murdering fun! (Everybody dies) Swing-a-ling-ling! Chop! Chop! Chop! (Everybody dies) Swing-a-ling-ling! Chop! Chop! Chop! [Outro] *Chomp* *Bonk* *Creeps* *Thud* *Cartoon Network horns*