Mr. Johnson’s Head

Lyrics

[Intro] "Hello, class. My name's Mr. Felcher" ("Dude, I'm sick of all these substitutes, dog. Where the fuck is Mr. Johnson at?") "Mr. Johnson seems to be out today with a virus, so I'll be your substitute teacher this afternoon." ("Dude, I don't know, dude, I think he's at fucking home, jacking off, man") "Now children, I don't want any shenanigans or horseplay" ("Naw, dog") "There'll be no gum chewing, and please raise your hand if you wish to speak" ("You think so, man?" "No way, he's a fucking dork") "If any of these rules are broken, I'll write your name down, and Mr. Johnson will punish you as he sees fit" ("Naw dog, guess what I heard, man. I heard he's dead" "No way!") [Verse 1: Violent J] Sitting in my class with my head on my desk Teacher's trying to talk but I could give a fuck less I'm staring at the freak that I know I'm in love with But she don't even know my name it's always been the same I just lay my head down and drown in my spit Nobody even notices I'm here 'cause I ain't shit I'm hearing voices but I don't know what they saying Sweat is on my forehead 'cause my brain's inside decaying And this bitch that I love probably don't have no idea She's talking to her friends, I'm in the corner and I see her Something's happening but it isn't very clear Sounds like a bell, sounds like an electric chair Next thing I know I'm walking in the crowded hall So many different faces that I throw up on the wall Some are yelling "sick" and the others stop and stare But I don't care, I'm in a hurry going nowhere See, my head is spinning 'cause I'm lonely and I'm twisted But I have a secret, everybody missed it I'm just a nobody, and I think it's a drag But I got Mr. Johnson's head in my bookbag [Chorus] I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag [Verse 2: Violent J] I wish somebody knew me, 'cause then they could say I'm wrong But since nobody knows me, I got it going on I'm staring at the clock, I listen for the tock I gotta couple food stamps folded in my sock I guess I'm just a ghost 'cause everybody walks through me If I died in class, they would probably say they knew me Or they wouldn't care, they wouldn't even move A dead body rotting in the back of the room For weeks and months, stinking up the class Until somebody notice, then they'd throw me in the trash I can hear the teacher man talking about Columbus He nothing but an old dead fuck with a compass Ran up on a beach and threw everybody off And then he claimed discovery and now we all applaud I don't give a fuck to learn you're all going to hell I'm trapped in my mind and my brain is my cell But I have a key, it's called insanity I stick in my brain to unlock eternity I'm just a nobody and I think it's a drag But I got Mr. Johnson's head in my bookbag [Chorus] I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag [Interlude] "Okay, today we're gonna learn about our great freedom. If you'll turn your textbooks to chapter four, we'll get started. America is the land of the free, all races live together in harmony, and we are all treated equal, we all live together in the same wealthy community... Yes?" "Man, Mr. Johnson already taught us this. Ain't he ever coming back?" "Uh, uh, he's, uh, very ill right now, but, uh" [Verse 3: Violent J] No, they can sit and front about it all day But I left his fucking body in the hallway And in the morning they opened up the door And seen his motherfucking carcass laying on the floor But they would never suspect me I'm just a nerd I try to speak my word, it always goes unheard I could chop my arms off and run around the class I doubt they'd even notice, but I'd be dying fast 'Cause they'd rather learn about a redneck chicker Who owned a couple slaves but I guess it doesn't matter Fuck Washington, Benjamin, fuck em all out They can suck my nuts till they wood teeth fall out And the class wanna know who could it be But I'm like Dewey Boondye, you ain't never heard of me I'm just a nobody, and I think it's a drag But I got his motherfucking melon chilling in my bookbag [Chorus] I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day [Outro] I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway (Not another day) I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (Day) I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag (Not another day) I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (Couldn't stand the pressure) I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway (Couldn't stand the pressure) I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag (Not another day) I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (Where ya gonna go?) I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway (Where ya gonna go?) I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (Where ya gonna go?) I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag (I couldn't stand the pressure, not another mother fucking day) I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (I couldn't stand the pressure) I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway (I couldn't stand the pressure) I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (No! No! No! No!) I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag (I couldn't stand the pressure, [?]) I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (Where ya gonna go?) I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway (Where ya gonna go?) I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag (I cut his head off) I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day (I cut his head off) I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway (I cut his head off) I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag (I cut his head off) I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag (I cut his head off, and I stuffed it in my bag) I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway