Juggalo Party

Lyrics

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope & Chop] Hey, how you doin', man? How am I doin', bro? Yeah I'm doing fuckin' awesome! I'm doing stupendous! I float when I walk, fool! I float, like, three, four, feet out the ground! I can't help it, man! I got wings! Oh shit! I'm doin' so fuckin' good, bro I feel good, I look good, bitches are on my dick! I can't keep bitches off of me! Damn! 'Cause I'm shinin', like a diamond! Like I'm made of a diamond, motherfucker! I beam! [Verse 1: Violent J] I woke up to the feelin' of gettin' my dick sucked She got up took a shower and hooked me up And said goodbye and didn't even kiss my cheek She was polite as fuck 'cause on her lips was skeet I got dressed, walked out on the lawn, it's going on Block party, bitches twerkin' under the sun Mailman backflippin', does the splits when he land Hands me a couple checks for eight hundred grand I slap him a high five, then I'm off to get live Two Bentleys, two Bugattis; which one do I drive? My favorite song came on (Whoo!) I turn up the beat All my people quick to follow, convoy in the street It's Juggalos behind me, upfront and on the side Hangin' out the windows, sprayin' Faygo as we ride Clark Park is my target, as soon as I parked it Homie hands me a bliggity, my hottie, she sparked it [Chorus: Young Wicked, Violent J, & Shaggy 2 Dope] There's a party tonight (Let's do the damn thing!) Everybody's gettin' live (Let's do the damn thing!) We all feel so alive (Let's do the damn thing!) Like we can't ever die (Let's do the damn thing!) It's a Juggalo Party tonight (Whoop whoop!) Come on, let's get it, come on, let's get it (Let's do the damn thing!, whoop whoop!) Come on, let's get it, come on, let's get it (Let's do the damn thing!, whoop whoop!) Come on, let's get it, come on, let's get it (Let's do the damn thing!, whoop whoop!) Come on, let's get it, let's go, let's go... [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope] Before long, it's a mini-Gathering at Clark Park Fuckin' a hottie in a sleepin' bag in the dark part Behind a tree, Breed's droppin' off kegs of beer Mike E. Clark, AMB, the homie Legz is here They set a ring up, lucha libre is jumpin' off Ain't nobody alone, they all humpin' somethin' soft Sing along with Zug Izland, play an acoustic set Everybody's gettin' liver than they used to get This is somethin' brand new, taken to another level Everybody bum rush, we all stompin' the devil This is too much fun, I'm fuckin' blew back some I crack Beelzebub's head with the butt of my gun Cops are havin' a ball, shit, they all gettin' naked Bustin' shots and screamin' "Fuck the law, let's break it!" Everybody, back to my house so the shit don't end Bright and early tomorrow, we fuckin' do it again! [Chorus: Young Wicked, Violent J, & Shaggy 2 Dope] There's a party tonight (Let's do the damn thing!) Everybody's gettin' live (Let's do the damn thing!) We all feel so alive (Let's do the damn thing!) Like we can't ever die (Let's do the damn thing!) It's a Juggalo Party tonight (Whoop whoop!) Come on, let's get it, come on, let's get it (Let's do the damn thing!, whoop whoop!) Come on, let's get it, come on, let's get it (Let's do the damn thing!, whoop whoop!) Come on, let's get it, come on, let's get it (Let's do the damn thing!, whoop whoop!) Come on, let's get it, let's go, let's go... [Outro] The Marvelous Missing Link has been Found! Take flight, you can leave the ground! The Marvelous Missing Link has been Found! You're fuckin' shinin', just look around! The Marvelous Missing Link has been Found! You can see every sight, you can hear every sound! The Marvelous Missing Link has been Found! You're free to fly, nothing's holding you down!