Joker’s Gallery EP Intro

Lyrics

[Intro: Violent J and (Shaggy 2 Dope)] *"Ol' Evil Eye" playing in the background* Hey, man. Fuck that bitch (Damn, mother fucker, you just drank all the [?]) I'm sick of that wack bitch (I didn't get some!) Why's everybody always trying to kick with that [?] bitch? Hold up, man. Alright, turn up here I just gotta figure out [?] This bitch is straight *tires screech* AAH! THERE'S A FUCKIN' CAR COMIN' *car crashes* Hey, Mister! Mister! (What the fuck? Where am I?) Why, why, this is the greatest show of them all! Allow me to welcome you, my diseased friend To the carnival, the Carnival of the Dead And here, sir, is your ticket (What the, what the fuck? Tickets for what? Where am I?) Mister, give your ticket to that man And walk through that door And say "Good riddance" to your life And say "Hello" to your new eternal destiny Welcome, sir, to the Joker's Gallery Ticket, please (No! I'm not dead! No! No! I'm not dead! Stop it! Let me out! Help me! I'm not dead!) Now, you may enter *Door slams shut* [Chorus] Heheheheheheheheheheheheha Heheheheheheheheheheheheha (Ticket, please) Heheheheheheheheheheheheha The Joker's Gallery Heheheheheheheheheheheheha The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please) Heheheheheheheheheheheheha The Joker's Gallery Heheheheheheheheheheheheha The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please) [Verse 1: Violent J] Wicked, wicked, wicked Wicked Clowns Welcome, Mister I'm Violent J, and I'm here Well, I'm here to kick your ass (Ticket, please) We the wicked juggalos We juggle those who live like hoes And chose the express route, one way Straight down the spiral twist to the Gallery (Ticket, please) [Chorus] Heheheheheheheheheheheheha The Joker's Gallery Heheheheheheheheheheheheha The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please) Heheheheheheheheheheheheha The Joker's Gallery Heheheheheheheheheheheheha The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please) [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope] Hey! What's up, mother fucka? Yo, this is Shaggs 2 Dope Welcomin' you to the Gallery! The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please) Looks like you already bought your tickets The cost? Well, the cost was yo ass, bitch boy *laughs* (Ticket, please) [Chorus] Heheheheheheheheheheheheha The Joker's Gallery Heheheheheheheheheheheheha The Joker's Gallery (Ticket, please) [Outro] Tell me, sir, what can you do? It looks like the joke's on you Tell me, sir, what can you do? It looks like the joke's on you (Ticket, please) (Heheheheheheheheheheheheha) Tell me, sir, what can you do? It looks like the joke's on you (Heheheheheheheheheheheheha) Tell me, sir, what can you do? It looks like the joke's on you (Ticket, please) The Joker's Gallery Heheheheheheheheheheheheha