I’mma Dickhead

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Violent J] Bitch, I'm a dickhead, so the fuck what? Your daddy's a faggot and your mother's a slut I cruise the Earth without a care in the world I don't need any homies, and fuck a girlfriend I could jack off in the middle of the mall Only got one motto: "Fuck y'all bitches!" I'll punch little kids in the face and run I don't give a fuck if I socked your son I'll fake my way into bitches' hearts It's easy, half of these hoes are retards As soon as a ninja bust a nut I'll flip her and piss all over her butt (Woo!) I'll pull my pants up and dash away Snatched her purse and throw the cash away 'Cause I don't need it, I steal my shit From those who need it most I'm a straight-up dickhead [Chorus: Violent J] (Holy shit! What'd you say?) (You ain't livin' like that, no way) Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead (Come on now, I mean really, hey) (You ain't livin' like that, no way) Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead [Verse 2: Violent J] I help old ladies across the street Whip out a gun, pull out my meat And scream, "Suck that" and give 'em a heart attack When you're going to Hell, it ain't hard to pack, bitch I stand on the overpass and drop bricks Shoot up high schools just for kicks When I was a kid, I was a terrorist (Uh huh) Fuckin' young hoes 'til their cherry bust (Yeah) I still do whatever the fuck I choose I got the clap, syphilis, my dick ooze I don't use a condom; I spread the shit 'Cause I'm a dick, bitch, and I don't quit (Nope) I attacked my mom and dad with a sword (Yeah) Drove 'em both to the mental ward 'Cause I'm hard, I got mad drug habits And torture baby rabbits Yo, I'm a dickhead [Chorus: Violent J] (Holy shit! What'd you say?) (You ain't livin' like that, no way) Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead (Come on now, I mean really, hey) (You ain't livin' like that, no way) Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead [Verse 3: Violent J] I was born a rich kid in a loving home Burned it down, free I roam I went to church, and I stole the dough Every Sunday, yo, I was back for mo' The preacher caught me and asked me why I said I did it for meth and then blast his eye And then socked the other one, he couldn't see I grabbed all the money, and out I flee My melon is a big-ass mushroom cap With a pee hole right up under my hat I'm Mr. Dickhead, the one and only I rob the homeless, cold, and lonely Kick 'em in the fuckin' face and gut hard (Yeah) And then steal their shopping cart And shove it down a hill, 'cause I'm ill What's left? Find somebody to kill A real dickhead [Chorus: Violent J] (Holy shit! What'd you say?) (You ain't livin' like that, no way) Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead (Come on now, I mean really, hey) (You ain't livin' like that, no way) Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead (Holy shit! What'd you say?) (You ain't livin' like that, no way) Damn right, ho, I'm a dick dick dickhead I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead (Come on now, I mean really, hey) (You ain't livin' like that, no way) Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead [Skit] House of Wax? Let's go! No way, man, I ain't goin' up in there, no fuckin' way, man Why not? 'Cause, man, that shit ain't for me Aw, man