If I Was a King

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J] If I was a king all bitches would blow me Big bag piles of jewels for my homies We would go to war and take everybody's land No clothes allowed on female citizens Titties and nedens exposed for the public I run around gropin' these hoes and they love it Give these little kids a little somthin' to drink And free all hookers and pimps out the clink New days muthafucka I rewrite the laws Everybody gotta get a SV tat, 'cause We run this bitch parades on daily Every criminal out there gotta pay me Fuck that five hoes lickin' my ass We sit around bonfires burnin' up hash Dance for me hoe and feed me grapes Before I throw that ass to the snakes [Hook] If I was a king You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry about a damn thing I got this bitch Shit's under control I got this bitch Shit's under control If I was a king You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry about a damn thing I got this bitch Shit's under control I got this bitch Shit's under control [Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] If I was a king there wouldn't be no generals I call the shots pimp cups with emeralds I'd piss in my own halls, clean that shit up I sleep for weeks at a time wouldn't get up I wouldn't do shit but accumulate paper Lookin' out the penthouse of a skyscraper It's all mine though, blew it out the window I let it blow everywhere rain on the people Fine hoes no autographs only bubble baths Nedens get blown out and thrown in the trash The balls in my nut bag will be two big ass diamonds You see them through my underwear shinin Step back when the king is comin' down the street With the murderous fleet rumblin' your feet I'm ridin' on a dinosaur if I was a king With a harem of hoes, they suck my dick and everything [Hook] If I was a king You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry about a damn thing I got this bitch Shit's under control I got this bitch Shit's under control If I was a king You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry about a damn thing I got this bitch Shit's under control I got this bitch Shit's under control [Verse 3: Violent J] If I was king, I'd shoot arrows into my city If they hit somebody, then they luck was shitty When you meet this king, do more then bow Do three somersaults and a flip somehow I'd send ninja assassins to kill other kings And run around their lands settin' fire to things Bent on power, this king wouldn't care And I'd sample every motherfuckin' neden out there [Hook] If I was a king You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry about a damn thing I got this bitch Shit's under control I got this bitch Shit's under control If I was a king You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry about a damn thing I got this bitch Shit's under control I got this bitch Shit's under control [Outro: Violent J] (We got this) (We got this) If I was a king (Shit) (We got this)