I Saw a Monster

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[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J] The unexplainable has happened to us all. Now, we've all seen and heard things (No lie) that just don't seem to make sense, but this right here is a true story, and it happened to my boy, Violent J, (The Duke, baby) many moons ago, in the D. Hey, J, (What up, though?) go on and tell them Juggalos about this shit, man. It's wig-blowin' [Verse: Violent J] I was younger, probably seventeen or eighteen Representin' scrub life, everybody hate me Night after night, I would stress, I Should've been at a party, but I wasn't that type of guy I wanted to be a ninja, and I wanted it severe I challenged myself all the time, it was weird I'd be layin' there in bed, I'd tell myself I was weak Unless I run right now, out the house, and booked down the street And up the hill, in the park, about two blocks away Sometimes still in my socks, there goes J Scootin', on a self-made ninja mission My dog runnin' with me, we hit the ignition And fly nonstop up to the top, with the quickness Something I had to prove to myself, call it a sickness But there I was, proud as can be, arms spread I yelled "Warrior!" as loud as I could And one night, I walked my girl to my car Clouds speedin' through the sky, unusually dark Cold, wicked, and windy, and you know I was bummin' I just wanted to sleep (No!), but then I knew what was comin' (No!) Got in bed, then it started in my head (No!), I fought it Told myself I'm a neden if I don't do it, and I bought it Out the door, I was flyin' like a thief in the dark Cut across the lawns to jumpstead the beat of my heart (Woo!) Got to the top and yelled, it wasn't like other nights I yelled "Warrior!" but somethin' wasn't right A huge gust of wind almost put me on the ground I was noided runnin' back down, but didn't fuck around I was halfway back home and stopped to catch my breath When I seen it, a real life creature of death A fuckin' monster, stompin' out of the woods behind me I'll never forget it, you won't need to remind me Like a bigfoot, arms mad long and scary As tall as a stop sign, big [?] and hairy I was gone, thought about bangin' on peoples' doors for help But what the fuck they gonna do? I'm in this shit by myself I ran up in my house and laid up under the window Right there in the dark, and all I hear in the wind blow All that "warrior" shit, I probably conjured up a demon He came to fight and saw me run off like a bitch, screamin' Is he still out there, who knows? I called Nate the Mack He came over in the Nova with the shotty in the back I jumped in, we bounced, and to this day, y'all I don't know if anybody believes it when I say [Chorus: Violent J] I saw a monster, it was gonna kill me, feel me? I was out of that bitch, it couldn't come near me I saw a monster, yeah, I guess it could've been fake But who the fuck would be willin' to do all that it would take? I saw a monster, and it would've ripped me in pieces (Shit) If I would've stayed to fight it, and that is my thesis I saw a monster, and I'll never be the same It's embedded in my brain, it will forever remain It was a monster [Outro: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J] And there you go, a true story from the streets of Detroit I swear to God, I saw a monster But for all you haters and nonbelievers and haters out there Fuck you if you don't believe I've seen a monster That's real BOOGIE-WOOGIE!!!!!!!