Lyrics

[House of Wonders] [Verse 1: Violent J] So there you are, you're sittin' there just kinda chillin' A richie boy, you look a little bit like Dylan The 90210 bitch with the funny hair So I'm gonna change a few things around, here and there Start with your eyes, I pluck 'em both from your head And pull your balls out your sack and stick 'em there instead Then I snap off your toes and stick 'em in your nose And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows You're almost ready, gotta fix you for the show tonight But your lips, man, to me, they just don't look right They could be a little fatter, even more So fuckin' fat that your lip is draggin' on the floor Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out And tack a sign on it, tellin' what you're all about Set you up, 'cause now you're ready, so open up the door 'Cause at the House of Wonders, you're the freak show [Chorus: Legz Diamond, Violent J] Carnival thrills, carnival chills Carnival excites you, carnival kills Aah! Ooh! Wah! Oh! Another freak show from the Jugga-lugga-lo Carnival thrills, carnival chills Carnival excites you, carnival kills Aah! Ooh! Wah! Oh! Another freak show from the Jugga-lugga-lo (So there you are) [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope] Come on in, chickie, wow! Ain't you a pretty? I think I'll start with the silicone that's in your titty I'll pull it out and put it in your forehead and cheek So now, you look like the elephant bitch freak Don't try to run, chickie-poo, I'm just gettin' started I'll beat your head in with a brick until you're half-retarded Remember the ugly girl you laughed at at the prom? Don't try to laugh now, bitch, you look like her mom You came to do the starin', but it's you they're starin' at I'll stuff you full of chili cheese dogs to make you fat Then I'll stretch your fuckin' lips and stick 'em in your ear So all that evil shit you talk, only you can hear I shave you bald, and glue your titty on the top And then I spin ya on your nipple until you drop Hey! Almost ready, Jumpsteady, open the door 'Cause at the House of Wonders, you're the freak show [Chorus: Legz Diamond, Violent J] Carnival thrills, carnival chills Carnival excites you, carnival kills Aah! Ooh! Wah! Oh! Another freak show from the Jugga-lugga-lo Carnival thrills, carnival chills Carnival excites you, carnival kills Aah! Ooh! Wah! Oh! Another freak show from the Jugga-lugga-lo (So there you are) [Interlude: Violent J] "Oh my God!" (So there you are) "Oh, oh, oh my God!" (So there you are) "Oh, oh, oh my God!" (So there you are) "Oh my *record scratching*" (So there you are) [Chorus: Legz Diamond, Violent J] Carnival thrills, carnival chills (So there you are) Carnival excites you, carnival kills (So there you are) Aah! Ooh! Wah! Oh! (So there you are) Another freak show from the Jugga-lugga-lo (So there you are) Carnival thrills, carnival chills (So there you are) Carnival excites you, carnival kills (So there you are) Aah! Ooh! Wah! Oh! (So there you are) Another freak show from the Jugga-lugga-lo (So there you are) [Mike Clark Bitchin'] [Spoken: Mike E. Clark] *dial tone* Hey it's Mike Clark, pick up Yo, what the fuck man what's up with this Greatest Hits shit? When the fuck am I gonna be paid for this shit, dog? You guys still fuckin' owe me for Carnival, what's up with Terror Wheel, fuckin'-fuckin' 2 Dope record What a fuckin' asshole, ask to give me a fuckin' call Fuckin' signin' my ass like that, it's bullshit, fuck W-when were you gonna tell me about this shit? You fuckin' assholes man Fuckin' what's up with, uh, fuckin' Ringmaster? What's up with that? Motherfucker give me-give me spade on that shit, fuckin' Dog Beats I don't give a fuck if I wasn't on that bitch Fuck it, y'know blew my and suck Miller up in this bitch Man, go fu- man, fuck that. That's some fucked up shit Fuckin' man, fuck that, y'know