Dead Pumpkins

Lyrics

[Intro] "J, do you have a Halloween story for the class?" "Y-y-yeah, um, there was this boy, and he lived in his house And, um, he went to bed one day, and then when he woke up, um When he woke up, he was buried up to his head in the dirt And, um, he couldn't move, and this man came walking along But instead of the man helping him out, the man just started Kicking him and kicking him in his face, over and over And then he got the lawnmower, and then he....." [Verse 1: Violent J] Trick or treat, bon appetit All the little kiddies running down my street Gathering candy treats door to door But they walk past mine, what for? Probably 'cause the pumpkins on my porch are real Real human heads carved out with steel Cut out the eyes, man, it takes but a minute Rip out the b-b-b-b-brains and put a candle in it Maybe they leave 'cause I take 'em inside Come and meet Mother, two years ago she died Little boys laugh, 'cause they think it's just a dummy But then the smell hits 'em, mmmmm, smells yummy Open your bags and I'll give you my treat Crusty yellow toes off a dead woman's feet Take me by the hand, and I'll lead you downstairs And that, little Jimmy, is where you'll spend the next seven years Starving and weakening, chained to a wall Staring at a roach, hoping it will crawl Into your mouth for a tasty cuisine Yes, my little friends, it's a Dead Pumpkins Halloween [Shaggy 2 Dope] "Aw, yeah! It's that special time again, boys and girls So come to the pumpkin patch And bring your candy sack so I can shit in it, you bitch!" [Verse 2: Violent J] Well, I love all the children, but I can't fuck around Don't come to my door dressed as a clown 'Cause you never know, I might take it the wrong way 'Cause I'm the real wicked juggalocoro Violent J All year 'round, but I love my Halloween You'll never get an apple or a purple jelly bean Droplets of chocolate, a licorice snack Instead you get a deep-fried French poodle nutsack Looking out my door, I see no children in sight Perhaps they're all dead, yesterday was Devil's Night They burn down the city and they leave it crispy-charred I light myself on fire, and I dance around my backyard All the pretty girlies, I can see where you're at Sitting on your window, I can turn into a bat Watching you remove all your little clothesies for bed I crash through the window and land on your head Drinking the blood, blood is gone to the bone And now I must leave, Mother's calling me home Up to the moonlight, I'm gone from the scene Peace to Detroit City and have a Dead Pumpkin Halloween [Shaggy 2 Dope] "Yeah, I'ma snatch your little candy bag Only I'm gonna tie it around your mother fuckin' neck And choke you with it Wicked Clown style, mother fucker! [Outro: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J] Detroit's in this bitch! Trick or treat, trick or treat Check it out, mother fucker! Yeah! Watch as the dead men walk the street Wicked Clowns in this mother fucker! (Bitch) Dead men walk out the graveyard Jumpsteady in this mother fucker! (Check it out, y'all) All make way for the Joker's Card [?] in this mother fucker! (Wicked wicked clown, y'all) Trick or treat, trick or treat Nate the Mack in this mother fucker! (Wicked wicked clown, y'all) Watch as the dead men walk the street Tall Jess in this mother fucker! (Wicked clown, wicked clown) Dead men walk out the graveyard Chucky Motherfucky in this bitch! (Southwest down) All make way for the Joker's Card Double A in this mother fucker! (Wicked clown) Trick or treat, trick or treat Billy Bill in this mother fucker! ([?]) Watch as the dead men walk the street [?] in this mother fucker! ([?]) Dead men walk out the graveyard Stephen in this mother fucker! (Southwest down) All make way for the Joker's Card Yeah, Mike Clark's in the mother fucker! (Wicked wicked clown) Trick or treat, trick or treat Yo, [?] in this mother fucker! (Wicked clowns) Watch as the dead men walk the street [?] in this mother fucker! Yeah! (Yeah, yeah) Dead men walk out the graveyard [?] in this mother fucker! Check it out (Yeah, yeah) All make way for the Joker's Card [?] in this mother fucker! (Del Ray, y'all) Trick or treat, trick or treat Violent J in this mother fucker! Watch as the dead men walk the street 2 Dope in this mother fucker! (Check it out) Dead men walk out the graveyard Wicked Clowns in this mother fucker, fuck a bitch! All make way for the Joker's Card Trick or treat, trick or treat Watch as the dead men walk the street