Dead Heather

Lyrics

[Intro: Violent J] True love is essential in your life And let real love outlast any storm Love should weather any rain Let any reason never keep us apart [Verse 1: Violent J] Sweet Heather I waited for what seemed like forever (I waited all my life) To find a lover with whom I could be together ([?] I found her) I could never leave my beautiful Heather (I'll never [?]) Dead Heather We were home watching Cops. They were setting up a sting I looked to my left, and she was choking on a chicken wing I don't know what to do, so I didn't do a thing [Chorus] I could never leave her I could never leave her I could never leave her I could never leave her Even if she's dead (Dead!) She's dead (Oh!) Will love never keep us apart? [Verse 2: Violent J] Sweet Heather And now shes dead. I know the morgue truck will take her from me I drag her out by her foot, searching for my trunk key (There it is.) Peeled out and split town, 'cause for her I'm a junkie (Shit, I know they're coming for me.) Dead Heather We on I-95 in our Buick, and we sailin' How long do I have with her now? Shit, there ain't no tellin' If I choose to make love to her, it's like a triple felon [Chorus] I could never leave her I could never leave her I could never leave her I could never leave her Even if she's dead (Dead!) She's dead (Oh!) Will love never keep us apart? [Verse 3: Violent J] Sweet Heather (I'm not gonna dump you, just because you got killed) I kissed her pretty face. We held each other all night She was growing stiff, but I liked it. Her hug was tight Too bad her face is forever struck with a look of fright Dead Heather Do we make love? You wanna know if it happens? Yes. There's some fat and funky skin slappin' ([?]) And that is one foul ass neden I'm tappin' I love it! [Chorus] I could never leave her I could never leave her I could never leave her I could never leave her Even if she's dead (Dead!) She's dead (Oh!) Will love never keep us apart? I could never leave her I could never leave her I could never leave her I could never leave her Even if she's dead (Dead!) She's dead (Oh!) Will love never keep us apart? [Skit] (TV static) Your mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the super bowl! (TV static) Your fucking mama's so fat, when she was a kid, she didn't play with dolls. She played with midgets! (TV static) Ah! Your mama's so fat, when she go to the beach, the whales chant, "Family! Family!"