Boing Boing

Lyrics

[Intro] Go slow, g-go slow (Porn) Go slow, g-go slow (Porn) Go slow, g-go slow (Porn) You got an awfully big cock! (Porn) [Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] Bitches get sprung when I walk by I don't know if it's my ass, or maybe 'cause I talk fly But no lie, as soon as I speak to 'em They all want me to screw 'em I introduce myself, and panties start fallin' No dinner-dates, fuck stallin' Your girl, his wife, it don't matter They all want this dick, whole platter It's dangerous for any chick on my arm Other hoes wanna cause 'em bodily harm Maybe 'cause I wear my jeans so tight But they all fight for the right to fuck me all night These hoes wanna get us, any time, any place And have clown paint smudged all over their face They steal my number, catch me on the internet And tell me all how their nedens are drippin' wet Bitches hang around my home like stray cats Tryin' to catch a motherfucker shirtless Could be my profile, or my haircut (what) But I turn sweetie boos into sluts I take it in in the butt is what the lady at the store said Chick up at Walgreens offerin' head I'm like "Whoa", and I'm gettin' free food up at Subway Every bitch and her mama love J [Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] I can't help but spring these hoes And they all wanna fuck me (Woo!) They come to me! And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (Fuck these bitches!) I can't help but spring these hoes And they all wanna fuck me (Woo!) They come to me! And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (Fuck these bitches!) [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J] Your old lady's got eyes for me And I know when you're fuckin' her, she cries for me Female judges sentence me to do time I tell 'em all, make a singe-file dick-line Ugly ducklings, and beautiful angels They all dropping their thongs to they ankles Maybe it's my cologne, RightGuard I dunno, but for this dick, yo, they fight hard Hoes love throwin' they panties at me Poop-stains and all, my brain's in awe Is it my swagger? Or is it my juice? Why? They want a piece of this wang-nut pie I could be itchin' my athlete's feet And hoes be like "Awww, that's so sweet!" And everything translates to sex Bitches beggin' me to flex my pecs Slipping me digits, turn around and goose me Fighting off ten at a time like fuckin' Jet Li Shit's ridiculous, I'm like "Slow down" I got plenty of pipe to go around Two are in the kitchen, three in the bathtub I'm with somebody fat wife making mad love Real women of the worldwide Juggalos You can ask my bitch, yo mama knows! [Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] I can't help but spring these hoes And they all wanna fuck me (Woo!) They come to me! And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (Fuck these bitches!) I can't help but spring these hoes And they all wanna fuck me (Woo!) They come to me! And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (Fuck these bitches!) [Bridge] Oh, it's been so cocksucking long since I've Oh, it's been so cocksucking long since I've (Boing) Oh, it's been so cocksucking long since I've tasted a big prick like yours! Oh, it's been so cocksucking long since I've Oh, it's been so cocksucking long since I've (Boing) Oh, it's been so cocksucking long since I've tasted a big prick like yours! [Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] I can't help but spring these hoes And they all wanna fuck me (Woo!) They come to me! And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (Fuck these bitches!) I can't help but spring these hoes And they all wanna fuck me (Woo!) They come to me! And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (Fuck these bitches!) [Outro: Shaggy 2 Dope] Man, fuck all these fucking sprung-ass hoes Yo, this bitch ain't gettin' no dick Ham ain't gettin' no dick! Fuck it! Fuckin' racist Buddha ain't gettin' no dick! Look, I don't give a fuck who the fuck you are! Unless you're on my dick, you ain't gettin' none! And fuck you too, bitch! [Skit] Louanne! Get me another beer! I'm so sorry, Jack, but there ain't none left! Come here, Louanne What? Closer What? COME HERE! What? *Smack* *Baby cries* What do you mean there's no goddamn beer left? Dammit, you been taking my beers or something, woman? No, Jack! Honey, I swear it! And shut that fucking kid up before he gets another whoopin' *Phone rings* Hello? This message is for you, Mr Jack Brudman! You've won a free all-expense-paid trip just for you! You, Jack, are headed first-class to Ash, Nevada! Ash, Nevada? That's right, bitch! Ash, Nevada! You are one of the few lucky big winners chosen to see the Dark Carnival's gigantic super-show! We can't give you all the details now, but we can tell you this: When you return from seeing the greatest show on Earth You'll be bringing home with you a check for one hundred thousand dollars! Woohoo! I'm going to Ash, Nevada, bitch!