Swagfest

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Follow me to the gates of hell or to plates of kale If i'm rarely on time it might mean i'm too late to fail Entering mystic zones glimpses in the crystal shown Narcissistic clones too busy to grow artistic bones My alter ego, is the supreme leader of a race of tall bird people I'm called Nerd Eagle My bullshit detector has a high tech Filtration system Weeds out the haters and believers in creationism Most of yall are ex skaters with a cocaine addiction Snort lines long as the mason dixon is your daily mission You hate to hear it, the tensions thicker than maple syrup If it ain't a paid appearance then i ain't appearing Your favorite labels had a bidding war Once they saw me break a billion boards And the blade of the Spirit Sword Maybe that's the pacifist in me and though i hate fights I should probably join a group of overzealous space knights 'Cause really i just wanna take ship rides and ride on some ziplines And die in the rip tides [Chorus 1] But I don't even wanna brag yet I don't even wanna talk sad yet I just wanna relax rest and get some teabags wet And snag the top sash at the swag fest But I don't even wanna brag yet I don't even wanna talk sad yet I just wanna relax rest and get some teabags wet And snag the top sash at the swag fest [Verse 2] What's the balance between a gentle rise And neighborhoods being gentrified? Like you living in the same spot all your life A store opens next door And you cain't afford the shit inside Paycheck probably a different size There's no inflation adjustment, i see the raping of budgets Greatly intensified And now your rent is high Local demographic shifted now you fit a description meant to be vilified And if you live in places yet to be penetrated They getting innovative Genocide's been incentivized Things allowed in the H20 Lower you base I Q And they don't care if your kids survive Maybe we'll be able to police the politicians and see their negligent decisions result in being penalized But i gotta better chance jumping through the television into a film Now i'm the captain of the Enterprise Snyder gotta drink lead the rest of his years just to make it a 8th even Or claim he's civilized [Chorus 2] Now i'm muthafuckin sad now Somebody done tipped over the cash cow Feeling like i'm eating out the trash now That's just mcdonald's, Ronald laughing in the background Now i'm muthafuckin sad now Somebody done tipped over the cash cow Feeling like i'm eating out the trash now That's just mcdonald's, Ronald laughing in the background