You’re No Fun

Lyrics

(You're no fun!) The whole room tone change when you in vocal range Here come the walking human Novocaine At best, you make companions wanna smoke again At worst, they wanna open veins (Ohhhh, you're no-) You so de-motivational, you need something, you available When it's your turn to help, you incapable When something good happen, you the last one I tell it to Jealous but still wondering why don't nobody 'f' with you (You're no fun!) Isn't it funny when your name is adjacent People suddenly have a prior pressing engagement You ask me if something strange, but I haven't the faintest Ide-er, why peers treat you like you contagious (Uh-huh) I heard you double dipped yo chips in the salsa And that you be smoking crack rocks as big as Gibraltar And we know, that dealing with your ego can be so evil Your attitude is fecal, as is your B.O., hijo You owing everybody cash but your diamonds dance Ordering Jameson and swinging out like Spider-Man Leaving open tabs and us here to pick it up You always doing old shit and never mix it up (You're no fun!) Even since the Bebé hugs, you only in it for the payday buzz And all the gateway drugs In your heyday, you disregarded the mayday And they say smug, now wait a minute, like Ray J does You like a corrupted game save You unemployed but any person with a job is a wage slave? (You're no fun!) Sucking all the air up In a icebreaker, you the last one to pair up Just to avoid your presence, I might send a prayer up I don't wanna share cups, I'd rather be accidentally jabbed with silverware in the bare butt; fuck it. square up Til the footwear's scuffed, bruh (You're no fun!) Always steerin' agendas to your base desires I'd rather change a tire I'd rather shake a tiger or be asked to break a fiver Or take a dive into a lake of fire Don't wanna hear about your fake empire "I want you to take this...and listen to it...and learn...learn how to build...and maintain...a REAL empire...not a fake empire..."