Knock Knock

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Hunter] A night with the boys, going out and making noise Runnin' 'em up and gettin' drunk, that's one of my joys But with a girlfriend, don't get to do it too often And all my crew is accusing me of being soft It's about time I showed 'em exactly how its done I rung up my mate and said "Let's go have some fun" "Boys only, we'll leave the girls at home" He said "Yeah!" and I hung up the telephone For the next stage of this delicate operation I rung up my bird and gave her this explanation: "I wanna get pissed with thе fellas, is that cool?" She said "Cool" and I said "Cool" I'm pissed as a crickеt, hanging out with my mates I haven't seem them for ages, catching up with them, it's great It's gettin' late, and I start to debate "Should I call her up? Nah, I'll just wait" About two o'clock, everybody's going home and I'm horny I find myself alone "Will she be still awake? Hmm, I'm not sure I'll surprise her, I'll go knocking at her door" [Hook: Sample] Knock, knock, knock, at your door Knock, knock, knock, at your door Knock, knock, knock, at your door Knock, knock, knock, at your door [Bridge: Hunter, Sample] Taxi! Piss off away from me car, ya asshole [Verse 2: Hunter] I jump into a taxi and catch it to her house I sneak around the back, I'm as quiet as a mouse I don't wanna have to wake her housemate up And I'm really looking forward to a late night fuck I knock quietly at first; it didn't arouse her So I started knocking louder Then, at last, through the window, I see her And she says "Hunter, what the hell are you doing here?" I go "Hey baby, yeah, I really missed ya" "Open the door because I wanna kiss ya" She says "Rob, come on, it's really late" "I have to work, I have to get up at eight" She was making excuses, I could see it in her eye I started getting aggro, said "What's she got to hide?" And then, all of a sudden, came a deep voice from her room "Hey babe, you coming back to bed soon?" The worst thing it was was one of my friends And I couldn't believe that I couldn't depend I said "You better shift, 'cause I know where you live" "You can have the whore, and I'll be knocking at your door" [Hook: Sample] Knock, knock, knock, at your door Knock, knock, knock, at your door Knock, knock, knock, at your door Knock, knock, knock, at your door [Bridge: Hunter] Oh, you know how it is (Mhm) I got over it, alright? There's plenty more fish in the sea (Definitely) [Verse 3: Hunter] A coupla days later, I was feelin' better I thought throwin' a party, now, that would be a clever way to meet girls So I spread the word, and everybody heard; was going to superb I had two fridges packed to the max with piss I bought a stash for later and a bit of wizz Invited every chick from here to [?] And all the Perth heads from the hip-hop scene I was keen, and I was dressed to impress There were heaps of people and the chicks were fresh I'm fucking blessed by the company of this chick She started getting drunk, so I had to get it quick I moved her away into a quiet spot The next thing I know, at the door, there is a knock Damn! And I dunno who they are But my mate comes and tell me there are more in the cars out the front And next thing you know, there are more cunts here than at a Hilltop Hoods show And in the confusion, I lost that chick And every time the fucking door knocked, I walked out sick [Outro: Sample] Knock, knock, knock, at your door Knock, knock, knock, at your door Knock, knock, knock, at your door Knock, knock, knock, at your door