I’m a Cunt

Lyrics

[Intro] Fuckin' set it up cunt Yeah, that's it, fuckin' oath Cunts Fuck off cunt [Verse 1] I'm a cunt from way back, yes, I'm the original Not political, this is more analytical Like myself, I approach your girlfriend with stealth Like the magazine, comin' off so clean Because I'm keen, no other meanin', it's obscene If you're not around, well then I'm goin' straight down I'll take you to town based on my pleasure island While I'm makin' love, your girlfriend's seein' sirens Firin' in all cylinders and seein' flashes When you're out of town, it's to my place that she crashes Sittin' on my face, she said you'd be furious She also told me that she was bi-curious So I said "Next time, why don't you bring a mate?" And right before she came, she said "It's a date" [Chorus] "I got your back, but you're best to watch your front" 'Cause Hunter's in front, and I'm a cunt "I got your back, but you're best to watch your front" 'Cause Hunter's in front, and I'm a cunt [Verse 2] Such a cunt like Tony Liberatore I'm the kind of cunt, I'd even make a whore pay Your way of mine, don't cross the line 'Cause I'm even worse when I'm drunk on the cheap wine Sometimes I snap, go out for vandalism And other times, I'll just diss you to the rhythm Prison couldn't hold a cunt like me Not likely, 'cause I direct shit like Spike Lee But this ain't a movie, (Cunt) this is real life I'd fuck your wife just to cause you some strife I've done a lot of cunty things And out of cunts you know, you know, I'd be the king [Chorus] "I got your back, but you're best to watch your front" 'Cause Hunter's in front, and I'm a cunt "I got your back, but you're best to watch your front" 'Cause Hunter's in front, and I'm a cunt [Verse 3] One thing I do, and this is true I'm sometimes a cunt to all of my crew You know, the usual stealing of beers And I'm known as a cunt amongst my peers They say "Hey, cunt" when I answer the phone They say "Where's Scotty?" I say "The cunt's not home!" I say "Where are you cunts and what are you cunts doin'?" And when I'm pissed off, they say "Hunter, the cunt is spewin'" No one'll do it, your sister, I be screwin' In the loo and, and I guess that you knew I'm Not lookin' for a crew but I know it's true That you are a fucking cunt too [Scratches] "[?] cunts'll get fucked" [Outro] "You fuckin' cunt!"