​i am not a stoner (mtyaf Version)

Lyrics

We saw the philharmonic orchestra And I wore a suit and tie and you wore a pretty dress And nobody knew, no nobody knew we were high as a kite the whole time, we Got a pizza on the ride home And we sat outside and we watched the headlights of passing cars Wondering why we were dressed up with nowhere to go We were smoking hookah in my garage Cause my parents are outta town And you got too paranoid, cause you thought we were being too loud Then the Mormon missionaries came by and that was really awkward, I guess When I came back you informed me that My eyes, my eyes were really red And no one told me that things would end this way No one told me that there'd be hell to pay I had laid down blankets and removed the smoke detectors So that we wouldn't set them off or get anything on the carpet Oh, oh, oh I was working at some shitty store in the mall Black Friday, two thousand and fourteen And I've been there eight hours since Since I came the morning And, and I went back to your apartment after that You'd asked if I'd been smoking and I said no But that, that wasn't true because I know that you're disapproving The next few years, they went a lot like that Me hiding from you You check my phone, just to get reasons to argue And I'm sorry, I'm sorry that things turned out like this Maybe you didn't really love me, and maybe Well maybe it's all for best Well maybe it's all for No one told me that things would end this way No one told me that there'd be hell to pay I had laid down blankets and removed the smoke detectors So that we wouldn't set them off or get anything on the carpet And I thought I was doing right, cause We were cool and no one could touch us I thought it'd be something you like, I guess I didn't think it through well enough