Brave Little Toaster

Lyrics

You're the secret stash of Karkov I keep in my backpack You're the bummin' cigarettes Whenever I'm too stressed You're the unmistakable feeling That something has and will go wrong You're the puking in the bathroom The worst part of drinking You're the bowl I'm gonna finish Even though I've stopped breathing You're the Facebook post I just saw About how someone died from cancer And you know me and all of my problems How I'll never get sober By the time I finish driving home I'll be the legal limit or over But you are the Brave Little Toaster And I'm just a regular toaster You had found out all the answers And I was copyin' them over your shoulder Just like Lindsey Collins in sophomore English I'll make everyone really upset When they find out what's going on When they discover my diabolical plan But I'm not a big man I am a coward You are the best thing And I am a liar