Beep Boop

Lyrics

[Instrumental Intro] She only speaks in beeps and dial tones And I'm tryin' to call her now but she won't pick up her phone And it feels so good knowing I'm not alone, and I don't have to be Lookin' for new ways to impress you Pickin' up new hobbies like Basket weaving or starting a blog Supporting the shittiest bands and listening to their songs 'Cause if the game is not sayin' what you mean You are the ten-time reigning champion In the United States 'Cause I am pretty sure there are people better than you in Britain The crowd will scream and clap their hands As you advance to the final round And I will watch half-stoned from a living room On a TV without the sound on Without the sound on And I wear a blue and gray-striped cardigan It came in a box with my address on it In my ex's handwritin' And it feels so good knowing I have my Morrissey t-shirt again But I will wash it before I wear it 'Cause it is probably poisoned, and When the cloth touches my skin, my skin will deteriorate Just like the memory of you is slippin' from my brain 'Cause if the game is not sayin' what you mean Well you are the ten-time reigning champion In the United States 'Cause I am pretty sure there are people better than you in Britain The crowds will scream and clap their hands As you advance to the final round And I will watch half-stoned from a living room On a TV without the sound on Without the sound on