A Few Thoughts Moments Before I Fender Bender

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Maybe one day when I feel successful I can fill a fridge with Topo Chico That I bought with my Sam's Club membership Instead of buying single bottles from the Albertson's And everyone would always say "Look that's so fancy drinking water from a glass bottle, that's so classy." I was jealous of the kids with the fridge in their garage where the dad would keep their beer but the kids would always take 'em [Chorus] And I know somewhere out there you're living your best life I hope where you are now the view is real, real nice And I hope no one discovers your secrets And I hope no one discovers mine I hope by the time everyone finds out I've already died [Verse 2] Maybe one day when I am confident I could tell you off like you told off my friends And they could put you on drugs like they put me on drugs Remember when I drank all your wine and drove home so fucked up? My windshield was iced over and my defrost wasn't working I stuck my head out the window and I felt the snow falling Even at 30 miles an hour it felt like needles on my skin I remember feeling oh so warm in that moment [Chorus] And I know somewhere out there you're living your best life Right next to the train tracks where they keep you up at night And I hope no one discovers my secrets And I hope no one discovers yours I hope someone writes a book about it And I find it in a book store Titled "How You Fucked it All Up" New York best-seller for over a month It starts with a preface that hits a little too close to home Some incoherent rambling about kidney stones And I hope somewhere out there I'm living my best life I hope the place that I'm living in looks real, real nice I hope someone discovers my secret before I do I think I've already found yours out but I'm not sure if it's true [Yelling] And I know somewhere out there you're living your best life I hope where you are now the view is real, real nice And I hope no one discovers your secrets And I hope no one discovers mine I hope that by the time everyone finds out I've already died And maybe one day when I feel successful I can fill a fridge with Topo Chico