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I wake up in my race car bed Tame the puff that's on my head My feet are cold as they hit the floor I don't think i'm home anymore... John shouts "Hank, I don't mean to scare ya But i think that we woke up in Nerdfighteria Settle down now, clear the area Then look out the window" Cuz I don't know what it is that i can see This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D There's no place that i'd rather be Then living here with my nerdy friends Making videos happily On Nerdfighteria island Dressing up like I did in high-school Taking sexy photographs Talking 'bout women who like men And giraffes who like giraffes Let's go down to Nerdfighteria city Where the roads are paved with peeps And everyone is so witty And there are no perverted creeps Cuz I don't know what it is that I can see This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D There's nothing that i'd rather eat Than foods that perfectly blend God I love smoothies made of meat On Nerdfighteria island There's certain rules you should obey Like don't ever FTBA And now I come to think of it Let's take that world suck down a bit We don't care one iota About winner, south Dakota Now that we have our awesome island With awesome seas and awesome awesome But I don't know what it is that I can see This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D There's no place that i'd rather be Then living here with my nerdy friends Making videos, happily On Nerdfighteria island