Possible Side Effects

Half Man Half Biscuit - Rock, Post-Punk
Possible Side Effects
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Duration: 4:48
Lyrics
Whenever I hear a news report of an avalanche involving British skiers I listen in with interest in the hope that I might catch the name Ben Shephard Little wonder that we parted I'm always otherwise engaged So many waters still uncharted So much guilt to be assuaged If I were a carpenter I'd doubtless have a hammer And I'd hammer in the morning On the door of Alan Sugar Alright mate, I'm just working on the property oppositе, and I noticed you have a couple of slatеs that – oh, it's you! Any road, I've got some tiles in the van if you want me to get up there. I've got a load of kiln-dried logs too if you're interested. I'm thinking of sponsoring a gorilla at Bristol Zoo, what d'ya reckon? Do you need any face-cloths? So you went and changed your name Honeymooned beside Lake Placid And to my eternal shame I went to Legoland on acid Over my right eye there was a Kraft cheese slice, over my left eye there was no Kraft cheese slice. Scrawled across my chest was the name of a band I'd joined, called Private Sponge and The Others. And I was clambering over things, and crashing into things, before finally coming to an end amongst a jumble of bricks, which had, up until my intervention, represented the keep at Windsor Castle I still love you, Lucy Anne And I'm not a rock Nor am I an island Try to picture, if you can Robert Hoffmann Scanning the horizon
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Credits
- Writers
- Nigel Blackwell
- Neil Crossley