Falmouth Electrics

Lyrics
17 years at Falmouth Electrics Then I got made redundant along with everyone else Some of the other chaps got taken on at the new Morrisons That wasn't for me though, I wanted something anew I bought a ventriloquist dummy from a shop in Redruth I took it on home, pierced its ears and back-combed its hair With eyeliner on, it looked like Pete Murphy a bit He could talk fairly well though he couldn't pronounce the letter B I said, "That's OK lad. It makes life much easier for me." He said his name was Gary I said: "Do you mean Barry?" He said: "Yeah" We paraded the High Street in Falmouth and went down a storm He'd thought up a catchphrase and he used it as we neared HMV "Have you got any Gauhaus?" "Have you got any Gauhaus?" Pssshew All was tremendous between us until it went wrong We argued a lot, he demanded a signature song And he mocked me and taunted me and bragged that he got all the girls (I get all the girls) So I lashed him on the fire and that was the end of all that Bye bye to Barry I'm bound for Barbados by boat Be-Bop-a-Lula Barbados with Barbara by boat Has the cat got your tongue Barry? Have you got nothing to say? Build me up butter bean Babbacombe and the Bay of Biscay There's no twist in the tale here He's not coming back in my head And if you gave me my medicine I'd probably go back to bed 17 years at Falmouth Electrics
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Credits
- Writers
- Nigel Blackwell
- Neil Crossley