The Litany of the Slain

Lyrics

[Verse 1] And we begin our litany Of peopled killed by mostly me Goatie the load, he's first in line Antarctic Ant not far behind Ripped an arm off Melvin Fleebish Mutant cockroach, not for squeamish Uncle Knobby, crushed by engine Pretty Pookie, anus bending Anton Reemcob, he exploded Redneck got his chest imploded Biker Bitch, she was de-titted Stubbles, on a pike was spitted Cranial crush the Franken-Ref Ollie North was kicked to death Smashed flat was the Mutant Baby Smalsac had to join the Navy [Chorus] The litany of the vanquished The litany of the slain You know their names will someday vanish Enshrined in death they shall remain [Verse 2] Mr. Fudgie, death came quickly Mrs. Fudgie, slow and sickly Mangled spleen of Noriega Log Suckoff, yeah we betrayed ya Crucified the Oral Swallow Bested Techno, threats were hollow Bozo waged his mortal combat Edna Granbo, raped with wombat [Chorus] The litany of the vanquished (The Corporal yes, he lost his tits Private Parts was drowned in shit Poor Ole Tom was beaten badly Hhiiimmmmm was hacked and slashed up madly) The litany of the slain (Father Bohab, raped til dead Gor-Gor, big sword through the head Smelly hippie, shotgun blast Art Fag with a face-rip fast) You know their names will someday vanish (Reeko Bowel Grande, he was flayed Nigel Ponce was thricely gayed Gor-Borg got a spear through gullet Hitler had to bite the bullet) Enshrined in death, they shall remain [Bridge] Bag Lady disemboweled Butterfly Boy, raked and trowled Butterfly Girl had no luck Flopsy with a facial fist-fuck Boss Glom, he had his face melted World Maggot was thricely belted Flesh Column with a double fist chop O.J. got a jugular slit-stop Jerry Garcia, heart attack Frank Sinatra, hammer whack Bloody beatdown, Cardinal Syn Syn Warriors were chopped at chin Gray aliens, stuck and skewered Alien baby was manured Michael Jackson was a fighter Jerry Springer, struck by lighter Mutant penguins, what a joke Robo-Sleazy, get a rope Bill Clinton, hacked and mangled Monica, her entrails tangled Lady Di, death expected El Duce, resurrected Jon Benet, a bloody mass Dead Elvis, a spear up ass The Master wasn't very scary But John Kerry, very hairy Marilyn Manson, he got skinned Jagermonsta, flipped and pinned Dr. Leaky got jaw knocked off Double tit chop, Lara Croft Al Gore saw his flesh a-rending Bush's death was never-ending [Solo] [Verse 3] Bonesnapper, he never died Skullix did, though life he tried Bloody Mary, crushed by bison Kicked the shit out of Mike Tyson Courtney Love was raped and rotten Had to hang a guy named Saddam Osama, crushed by weights so heavy Found the head of Chandra Levy Pope John Paul got bit by Gor-Gor Bashed and thrashed the Reaganator Laci Peterson was found Dick Cheney, guts unwound Paris Hilton fucked a donkey Sharon Osbourne, rather wonky Lordi's head was on a stick VA Tech dude, what a dick Jewcifer, run down by camel Double arm rip, Toe E. Namel Hell Cop got a spear up ass Ultimate Bohab, quickly gassed Nazi Pope was executed Mohammed, electrocuted Hillary Clinton, murdered mama Gruesome killing of Obama John McCain saw his guts spilling Sawborg Destructo saw the killing Messy death for General Zog Another baby crushed with log And that's what this song is for The creatures that were killed by GWAR And that's what this song is for So check in on the next GWAR tour And that's what this song is for So check in on the next GWAR tour And that's what this song is for Some creatures that were killed by GWAR