Hell-O! Medley

Lyrics

[Part I: GWAR Theme] This one's for the old-schools Whoa, whoa, whoa Let's get the Biledriver out here Ohhh! My wife has a face like a yak She die in the field, hunter shoot her Gazing through that toothy maw You could not motherfuckin' titty-suckin' believe What I motherfuckin' saw! In my land, you know, there is no sun There are no guns, okay! Cause we are GWAR and we'll go far We've got guitars, we'll trash your bar GWAR, GWAR, GWAR, GWAR! [Part II: U Ain't Shit] Ay! Ay! Ay! My life is in a rut, I need a good kick in the butt My mind meets the hand of doom Don't you know, he's in this room You ain't shit until you learn how to rock You ain't shit until you learn [Part III: Americanized] Ohhh-a-ohhh Oh-ohhh-oh-ohhh A-m-m-m-m-m-m-mericanized, nine tons of crack a day M-m-m-m-m-m-m-mericanized, It's up my butt, the U.S.A U, U.S.A., say! U, U.S. of A! [Part IV: AEIOU] U! U! U! U! U! U! U! U! A-E, A-E-I-O U! U! U! U! A-E, A-E-I-O U! U! I-O-U Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels No, no, these are Gor-Gor's vowels Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels No n-n-no n-n-no n-n-no [Part V: Pure As The Arctic Snow] Ohhh-ohhh As pure as the Arctic snow Oh-oh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh Pure as the Arctic snow Go! [Part VI: Bone Meal] Hello, Robin! Piles of dead corpses, we're turning the screws Turned into bone meal for our troops to use Get in the oven, get in the shower Get a wheelbarrow, we'll be here for hours Bone meal, better than no meal at all Bone meal, better than no meal so get in the Bone meal, better than no meal at all Bone meal, better than no meal so get in the stall, go! [Part VII: Ollie North] [Gibberish] Ollie North, Ollie North (He knows it!) Ollie North, Ollie North! [Part VIII: I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)] I'm in love, I'm in love with a dog named Pookie [Part IX: Time For Death] So! So! So! So! So! So! And now it's time for death And now it's time for death Death! Death! And now it's time for death [Part X: War Toy] I'm so glad he is among us I'm so glad he is a fungus I'm so glad he is among us Filled condoms! [Part XI: Captain Crunch] Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin! Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin! Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin! Disciple, disciple, disciple of... [Part XII: Rock & Roll Party Town] Ahh! Hey there, girl, do you like my big dick? Hey there, baby, suck it 'til it gets real thick Rock and roll party town Rock and roll, gonna party down Rock and roll party town She's a rock and roller, she's a party stroller Rock and fucking ohh! [Part XIII: GWAR Theme - Reprise] Steel and leather, whips and chains We've learned how to enjoy pain Life in a cave ain't too roomy Now only the penthouse will do me Cause we are GWAR And we'll go far We've got guitars, we'll trash your bar! GWAR, GWAR, GWAR, GWAR! That's right, my wife! She has a very nice vagina Pittsburgh! That is-a typical behavior GWAR, GWAR, ohhh! Here's to another 20 thousand years Alright, the big rock and roll ending is coming now Are you ready? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! GWAR! Thank you! Thank you! Ahhhh! Here we go! Goodnight!