The Saurus vs Mac Lethal

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[Round 1: The Saurus] Yo, you know who doesn't like Mac Lethal? [Crowd] Black people! [The Saurus] Everybody So I figured I'd euthanize this quadruple-timing Suicide Girl for some free drinks and spending money I mean shit, we both won Scribble Jam with less preparation So with less than a day I had to think of what direction I'm taking Do I mention the way you hear everyone say he's the best in his day but was never the favorite? And after he left the competitive stage I take everyone of his records and break it? Orrrr, do I mention the way the etiquette's changed And whatever you say is incredibly ancient Your record 11:11 is gay and then end it with saying your head is misshapen See you can say that you're the livest But I've slayed and murdered giants twice as great as you in life, now it's David vers' Goliath Fuck you and your Pale Rap Youtube hit If I shoot two clips you won't be around to see how many views you get Yo, so you ain't got a chance at winning with the faggot trash you're spitting towards me Since 2004 he's repped for battle rap pretty poorly You were the man in the beginning, it Illmaculately ended shortly Now click your heels twice and get back to Kansas Dorothy [Round 1: Mac Lethal] It's funny he says my head is misshapen Pete...you look like your face was severed and shaken Thrown in a skillet with lettuce and bacon Taken to Hell's scorching meadows and basins Fed to some snakes and molested by Satan Then your face was stepped on and shaved with the weapons of Jason Left in the rain til the leprosy sank in Left to be eaten by featherless penguins And grinded through a paper shredder by eight men It was so fun for them, such a special occasion That they took your face and wrapped it in seven grenades then Detonate them then stitched you back together with metal and plates And pieces of flesh and pleather and raisins They removed the medical tape and holy shit, you look better, okay then Also, you said "David and Goliath" You hang with gay perverted white kids You have canker herpies eyelids and a face that turtles die in The whole entire battle rap community was damn mad When you beat Real Deal thanks to a special vote from granddad His name is Pete Morris His face looks like a keyed Taurus For hobbies he orbits Earth and eats forests Every song has a weak chorus He is truly fat as fuck I could fit inside this guy's stomach, standing up [Round 2: The Saurus] Wait, wait, wait You tried to fucking flip my scheme then I'ma fucking take it farther Just so we can find out who's rebuttal game is sharper So if you got the lettuce and bacon then don't forget the tomato If you pretend that you're Satan then you'll get left with a halo Look, we in the City Of Angels you idiot A-hole I'll pick this dude apart, fucking give me an angle We should have the people watching this in PayPerView It's just like me and Real Deal, I'm winning thanks to you So you might as well just fucking forfeit Yeah you beat Dan but it was unimportant Wasn't judged and I beat him a month before it You might as well stop, shit why the hell not? A turtle lives inside you, this guy is shell shocked Now your music career is something that I totally respect So I won't make a bunch of song references nobody would get But you will fucking die from all the punches I land And I'll still be a Living Legend thinking 'bout how Luckyiam [Round 2: Mac Lethal] I heard your girlfriend is pregnant, everyday she has to throw up Wait a minute, how many Grind Time rappers did that ho fuck? You are not the father Pete, you know why and you know what? The paternity test was like B.O.L.A. your D.N.A. didn't show up You lost to Cortez, AKA Rosie Poor-ez What the fuck is wrong with you 'Saurus? You let a fucking Boricua zip you up in a body bag Then the body bag unzipped itself then pushed you off like, "Get off me fag." Hold on, you look like your mom got pregnant on prom Tried to have an abortion but the procedure went wrong So the doctor had to reach inside her and grab you by the face with salad tongs And when he pulled you out he accidentally dropped you in hot liquid bronze Arcane took your chain on some Debo shit You touch little boy's dicks on some Tim Tebow shit You didn't even beat Dan, you did the two step when Dan was there You fat motherfucker, you sweat just standing there Here's a huge breath, there's some air Sit down, take a chair In the past ten minutes you've gotten 10% fatter there So I'm gonna grab your neck and I'm gonna grab your other neck What the fuck? What the heck? Do you even know where your knuckles went? [Round 3: The Saurus] Now I've fathered every style so I don't need to be afraid And since I showed up I want twice as much as DNA was being paid Then I don't need to be cliche Either way, he's the gay who was too afraid of me today Cause I tweeted that he'd be sniped by a Green Beret Check the timeline Yo, truth is, you were never very sick So I stepped up in one day to murk you on some legendary shit It's a cemetery trip cause that body bag that you said that I unzipped Told me to put you in it February 5th This faggot flew here last minute on some freeload shit Convinced himself that he could beat me on some ego shit Arcane didn't take my chain on no Debo shit They made a new one just for him, I got to keep that shit So when it comes to frees everyone knows that I'm the best performer I'll shut your whole system down, go and ask a tech supporter Yo, you traveled west for war but like a soldier that protects the border You'll be going back with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder [Round 3: Mac Lethal] Post Traumatic Stress Disorder? Homie that's a hefty order You specialize in scrotum sacks and open ass and fetish torture You look like God gave Waka Flaka Flame a couple crayons Said, "Draw a human for me" but fucking handcuffed his fucking hands Then smothered the page with battery acid, AIDS, dust and rugged sand Wiped his ass with the page, crumpled it and tossed it to Earth like, "There. Another man." I got a couple questions: Do you shave with a miter saw? No? Do you shave with a tiger claw? No? I got it, you take pomegranate seeds Cement them to your entire skull and let a rabid beast with a viper's jaw bite 'em off There's plenty racism here with a Nazi like you around You ain't even good enough for URL that's the ultimate Proving Ground All I Really Know Is this is the end of story Hey guy right there, yell real loud and end this fucker for me [Guy from the crowd] What the fuck is going on dawg?!