Dumbfoundead vs. Tantrum

Lyrics

[Round 1: Tantrum] Yo, see I ain't from here. In my world we don't fight for peace and love So I'm on a mission to prove your life is freaking done I traveled space and time to meet with Dumb Here I am so I can kill the whack version of me, so I can be "the one" Now your career's dead you should be making a eulogy Your music's only respected in our native community So how the fuck are you going to take on a true MC When you look like the Asian Illusion Z who failed at puberty You nerdy bitch, you shouldn't fucking start shit If you're a thirsty fish, I'm a hungry shark bitch Who the fuck viewed this mark as a battle event This video game freak went stark mad for Dragon Quest Your parents had to cut your allowance and leave your nark ass with half a cent Cuz you spent all your hard cash on the Starcraft expansion set What? You think you can flow dog? Cuz you fucking with the Protoss? You got no balls. Just been pulled off You're so soft. I know we're family, but bro stop [Round 1: Dumbfoundead] Yo, battling another Asian guy sure is simple It sounds like sound took The Saurus into oriental I don't care, man, this cat ain't ripping me We're both Asian, but we were both raised differently While I was attending funerals and smoking chron You was playing Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon I was taking hip-hop beyond the limits You was racing Integras and Honda Civics I was getting paid and laid by tens You was acting gay and go raved with friends Dropping ecstasy without pants, doing some weirdass house dance wearin' Mickey Mouse hands This motherfucker went from working on railroads to shopping at Melrose You and the boys locking up elbows talking on cell phones How you gonna ditch your moms at the nail store to go to the Pharrell show? Yo, this guy, he ain't just an Uncle Tom, he's an Uncle Wong I'ma slap with my drunken palms till you cry to Smashing Pumpkin songs Yo, don't rep the Fresh Coast Just rep the East, or get some better frees 'Cause right now you sound like The Saurus and Illmac with a little bit of MSG Yo, your last name, I bet it's Lee He though Rakim was a Korean guy who hooked up with Eric B [Round 2: Tantrum] How the fuck are we even related? Thanks to that last verse the only thing I got for you is brotherly hatred See for me rhyme scheming tactics is as easy as tai chi and backflips While your pussy ass eats chai tea ice cream with faggots You just a right wing fanatic Who joined the Swim Team cuz you're too bitch to join the Chinese gymnastics Yo he's Asian, but he thinks that sounding white will help Shit his crew's the Swim Team. Who you trying to be Michael Phelps? You're bona fide trash, wearing them boldly tight pants You're that kid our family disowns and rolls their eyes at You're only known as the Asian hyped as That supporting role in movies with a mostly white cast This fake MC doesn't like to make cuisine that's "Asian themed" He's into frank and beans, steak and peas, crepes with cheese, and maple leaves Yo you better leave and hop the border Or we'll see if this fish can quench his thirst during Chinese water torture [Round 2: Dumbfoundead] This motherfucker seems hella angry Be mellow stranger It's an honor for me to finally meet the bitch behind the yellow ranger I tried to do some research so I did a search on Google All I found was pictures of you slurping noodles and hurting poodles Having oodles of joy. You read books on Confucius and soy You sound way too much like The Saurus, try to loosen your voice I know after that battle with Reverse Live, you wanted to reverse life Cuz you crumbled like that shit was your first fight What the hell dude? Stop rapping and go sell shoes After he lost that battle he went to his dad got down on his knees and said, "I have failed you" Yo you need to use your brain, the same way you strategize on computer games Username "Liu Kang" You're the type of kid to go to the shooting range to soothe your pain Remember Virginia Tech? You put your school to shame Ayo look at them they all laugh This guy left his arm slashed with sharp glass Because he couldn't beat a hard ass level on Warcraft I hope you get in a car crash when you're at a Chinese restaurant parking cars You're the only guy to ever get a pink belt in martial arts [Round 3: Tantrum] Look, you the one who had to go insane and leave home for days and pursue a shitty battle career Mom and Dad would be so ashamed You shoulda just did what you were made to do Stop ditching Taekwondo class, played it cool, and stayed in school Even in here there's segregation I'm faster at solving test equations, basically I'm just a better asian See I spit sicker and I rhyme fresher I can kick quicker by a high measure And just to throw it in, my dick's bigger and I drive better And you being late is proof that when I'm rapping it's real Sahtyre that's what you get for letting this man get his hands on the wheel I can't believe you're from Cali, you should pack up and move south Everytime you rap I just wanna bash in this fool's mouth Don't you know you're that annoying? Quit battling dude, bounce We only built the great wall to keep faggots like you out Maybe if you added bass in your voice you wouldn't sound so much like an alien boy And you can't grow to be strong man Come across every one of life's obstacles like "aww man, goddamn!" [Round 3: Dumbfoundead] Yo I got a lot more skill and you ain't as passionate If you're tantrum, I'm anger management Yo why you so stiff looking like an Asian mannequin Take a chill pill Kill Bill, you're messing with the real deal You're the type to get an erection at a steel mill You saw a girl naked and said, "ew ew" I think this motherfucker is slightly stupid and I think he might be Buddhist When the Bay was bringing up the Hyphy movement He was doing his own thing, the Tai Chi movement While everybody else was going "dumb dumb", he was going "om om" Can you imagine this motherfucker lunging blades in stunner shades Learning the jumping crane from his uncle Chang Check this out y'all, I'm a mind reader You're thinking of opening up a dry cleaners That specializes in wife beaters Yo I don't even know why the fuck I'm battling this panhandling Mandarin asian You used to manhandle pandas in cages for gambling wagers In conclusion, Tantrum's a hater Didn't anybody tell you those pants are for ravers? How ironic, you just got served in Oakland by a Los Angeles Raider