Reverse Live vs Dizaster

Lyrics

[Round 1: Reverse Live] Listen homie, you need to keep your style in line Don't get fucked up, you ain't no pal of mine And if you think this dude is real (Israel), shit I'll be Palestine Get it? We could go to war cause I know you don't got a grip on Glocks and clips Your idea of war is hiding behind what used to be a tank on the Gaza Strip Throwing rocks and shit I roll up [?] quicker than hockey sticks That'll leave you mumbling like Ozzy if You start talking slick like you gonna body shit No Diz', you're awfully rich You bought the whole Krack City posse fits Matching tops and kicks, even socks and lids Now you're posted on MySpace taking lots of pics I must say, that faggot shit has got me sick I know it's hard for Diz', got to admit he's about to get demolished quick But you not in the desert no more and I'm not a mirage you bitch [?] lost one when you beat The Saurus, I STILL think you lost to him You called him a "cock swallowing novelist" What the fuck? That does not make sense You rhyme to win, but you need to start accepting the truth I know you think your rep went up a level or two But the only reason anyone was giving respect to this dude Is because you were expected to lose [Round 1: Dizaster] Ayo, that was some crazy shit dawg, I'll beat your ass Ayo calm down faggot, your heart already beats too fast Ayo I'll admit Live, your raps are dope But you need to stop yelling before you collapse your throat Gasp and choke, and your fat ass has a stroke Ayo we can't have him die now, that's not in the question What good is an ambulance, if he does now we'll need a helicopter to fetch him By the time he gets to the hospital then the doctors will check him They'll find a shocking detection of a gnarly infection That's stopping his breath from all the lard that's collecting In above his esophagus and his top cardio section So just for being alive and breathing you should thank God for that blessing And while you're at it I got a suggestion I ain't from Palestine faggot, stop with the guessing Before I have to give your faggot ass a geography lesson Ayo, rapping is not a profession You look like The Blob from X-Men I hate it when rappers comes down here acting like they so damn hard You look like Rosanne Barr swallowed a whole damn car Ayo, it's celebrity fit club {Dizaster gets time called on him} [Round 2: Reverse Live] Okay yo, you called me fat like that means I can't fucking spit What? You never heard of Pun or Big but I guess that's nothing when You compare it to all the Lebanese MC's that busted sick Oh that's right, there's none of them And the way you been sucking dick, you ain't gonna be the first one you bitch And I ain't afraid to punch this kid Cause dawg your jaws glass and every time you fought you lost bad Cause you didn't listen to your pops at all fag Too busy picking shopping mall bags over Krav Maga class We grew up in the same state but we ain't form the same Cali though You grew up in a palace yo, out in The Valley bro And performed Ice Ice Baby at your high school talent show And now we know, this dude is so rich he never has to worry about healthcare Yo, he's suburban royalty, he won't even talk to people on welfare Didn't y'all know this the Fresh Prince Naseem Ahmed of Bel-Air And the white bitches used to love you salmon Polo and gelled hair But you were fucking up a good deal when you boned other women Cause way back home you had a cutie with the thickness Shit, she only cost you like two goats and a chicken [Round 2: Dizaster] Goats and a chicken? When you ride bulls, you're an aardvark fucker Ayo you must go back to your farm, you grew up in a barnyard, sucker You ain't gon' do shit in the rap game cause you're destined to be a God darn trucker So listen up, ayo, your raps are sloppy, I don't know why you're acting cocky I'd rather be a camel jockey than a rapping honky faggot Nazi Ayo, ayo, ayo Hold on, hold on, hold on, this guy Reverse is a hater Let me let you know that fat rebuttals never work in your favor They actually make me wanna pay for your personal trainer Ayo, I'm about to expose the Al-Qaeda in you We should use my background and your size combined and terrorize the venue Ayo, this guy will chew a diner out, never mind the menu I bet a snake had to bite you at least seven times to kill you Ayo, you fucking faggot wha-what do you mean, r-r-rubbing your fucking hand Ayo, you stupid fucking god darn hick, I'm ripping you up Yo, your fucking 13 year old little sister's a slut Your mom is a heroin addict and your father puts miserable stickers on his truck Ayo, you stupid fucking bitch [Round 3: Reverse Live] I'm Cali to the bone you Lebanese prick And they should've never let you be part of the Los Angeles scene kid Cause I guarantee this When you saw footage of Rodney King getting beat with those police sticks, to you it didn't mean shit So when the LA riots went down you didn't hit the street bitch Cause you ain't LA in the least bit When everyone else was down here wrecking shows for the skrill You were hitting clubs in Hollywood, trying to make an appearance in episodes of The Hills So we all know the aggressive flow wasn't real Cause I found out you're a rich kid, you just give off the impression you're surrounded by gangsters and Mac-10s You ain't really on the grind, you use your dad's paper to stack ends And I honestly believe you pay for your black friends Yo, you walk around like you disturb me How dare you act outta place, you fool You fucking failure you You've been battling half your life making an attempt at slaying crews I've been battling for a year, I'm already facing dude I guess when you're actually dope it isn't that hard to get to the same place as you You thought you could poke fun at my weight and get your props up but it gets you nada Cause in a year, I'll be making classic albums up there with Michael Jack's Thriller You still won't be doing shit {Judges call time} [Dizaster: "Time bitch!"] [?] fat jokes and fast filler [?] anyone raps iller [Dizaster: "Back off, fatass, time."] [Round 3: Dizaster] Ayo I swear to God, I bet this guy could think he could get away with calling me a "dumb camel" Just because his mentor is part of the judge panel Ayo, c'mon dawg, someone tell Yogi this is not a picnic Ayo fuck large, you're monolithic That response was the longest minute I've ever heard from a talking Honda Civic Ayo, that ain't a dude that's a car with one of those talking alarms up in it "Protected by Reverse Live. Stand back" Ayo fuck it, you're just a loud mark Ayo didn't you know Project Blowed doesn't allow narcs Especially the ones that look like Cartman from South Park "Hey buddies. Wanna have a super fun time? Super fun time. Super fun time." Ayo fuck this dude Ayo yo yo Ayo fat ass I should be like Dumbfoundead and smack your boob back Ayo stop doing that bullshit I already told you homie, I'm 'bout to roll up and pull shit You talk about you let your .45 and the tool bust Ayo your mom should lick the slime off my two nuts That ain't Reverse Live, that's a hi-tech school bus disguised as a guy trying to fool us [Overtime Round: Reverse Live] Yo last night I watched a pretty dope movie at my pad, it's crash And I must say it had a pretty fantastic cast It was even starring Dizaster's dad He was the older dude who almost shot the little girl when he blasts the strap But the gun was full of blanks, he must've grabbed Dizaster's gat Speaking of movies, I'm getting a trip off of this I battling the dude from How High that Red and Meth wouldn't let hit on the spliff 'cause the shit on his lip had some shit on its lips And you probably had that cold sore from the last time you put your lips on a dick So get gone you bitch 'cause you ain't a thug or G who's popping things You're a fucking geek with lots of bank So sucker please just drop the game Plus don't you got some rare Persian rugs to weave or pots to paint Or some other activity that contributes with the Islamic faith To serve an excuse for you to get off the stage So I don't have to hear another verse from your obnoxious face Ayo and here's a true story that had me amazed and shocked When the cops try to break up the battles at Mosswood and make us stop They raid the spot He was talking about how he respected 5-0 So when everyone else was banging NWA [?] 'til their tape would pop Screaming "Fuck the police" down dangerous books He was at the shooting range trying to hang with cops So they can help you with your aim and shot [Overtime Round: Reverse Live] But [?] is clear See Reverse Live is a young kid that never paid his dues and I have proof he's a queer You act like you good at battle rapping But all you did was hop on a bandwagon of a movement that already was moving for years So, with that being said, you need to stop with all the hatin' He said I was Islamic, then I'll bomb ya nation And turn his whole block into a hostage situation Ayo, hold on, hold on Hold on, you got an appetite can starve the population Ayo, you need to cut back on the waffles and McDonald's banquet and learn to start taking Häagen-Dazs in moderation Ayo your grandpa threw a Molotov at Obama's inauguration And drove off with a sign that said he loves Ronald Reagan Are you serious, you goddamnit You gosh-darned maggot Your father comes home with this Top Gun jacket Hits your mother for being a drug addict 'cause getting drunk is his number one habit Chewing tobacco whenever you're bored or stuck in traffic You hillbillies need to really leave rap alone 'cause you suck at it Your uncle's a dumb faggot who hunts rabbit Ayo ayo ayo So there ain't no way, go back to the streets of East Hollister Ayo 'cause even there you're the least popular You ain't street popular And if you are, it's cause you're a police officer Faggot!